what if we combined the ideas and fed the hamsters and/or braveheart potatoes (if he is indeed not a hamster)... then do you think that would generate enough power?
what a ******
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put the potatoes to soak in some red bull energy drinks
rumour goes that it gives you wings
rmemedic
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I have a brand new Ram... Sure, it's not a fancy car but it's bigger, newer and to me it's something I want to keep clean. I almost always park further back in the lot where less people are likely to park... No issues. Dude should have done it too.
I had an incident (at crappy tire funny enough) last winter. Chick parked so close I couldn't even slide between her car and my truck to even get to my door. It was snowing pretty good, was now late for dinner plans (she took almost an hour to get outside. The longer it took the more angry I got).
By the time she came out, I was furious... She was a smoke show, but totally looked the type of the ditzy, clueless girl that usually gets her way because of her looks. I spent at least 10 minutes explaining to her what she did, why it was wrong, how it had effected the rest of my night, and what I thought about her attitude... Then it took her another 5 minutes to back out of the spot including stalling the car 3 times. When she was opening her door to get in she stopped to text! She put the phone away once I started to yell at her about that, but I was being nice, I called her Princess.
I think that's the most ****** I've been due to a parking job, but it effected me directly.
There's a ****** bag that lives in my building that now has a bike. I park at the end of the parking spot on a bit of an angle so that cars will see the bike before they think it's an open spot and race to get in there, lessening the chance it will be hit. This idiot somehow fit his cruiser between my bike and a parked car to park at the front of the spot, instead of going to an open spot and walking an extra 80'... I was a bit ******, but I let it go, only now I have to part perfectly perpendicular in the spot (pain to get in and out now) so he doesn't do it again.
I had an incident (at crappy tire funny enough) last winter. Chick parked so close I couldn't even slide between her car and my truck to even get to my door. It was snowing pretty good, was now late for dinner plans (she took almost an hour to get outside. The longer it took the more angry I got).
By the time she came out, I was furious... She was a smoke show, but totally looked the type of the ditzy, clueless girl that usually gets her way because of her looks. I spent at least 10 minutes explaining to her what she did, why it was wrong, how it had effected the rest of my night, and what I thought about her attitude... Then it took her another 5 minutes to back out of the spot including stalling the car 3 times. When she was opening her door to get in she stopped to text! She put the phone away once I started to yell at her about that, but I was being nice, I called her Princess.
I think that's the most ****** I've been due to a parking job, but it effected me directly.
There's a ****** bag that lives in my building that now has a bike. I park at the end of the parking spot on a bit of an angle so that cars will see the bike before they think it's an open spot and race to get in there, lessening the chance it will be hit. This idiot somehow fit his cruiser between my bike and a parked car to park at the front of the spot, instead of going to an open spot and walking an extra 80'... I was a bit ******, but I let it go, only now I have to part perfectly perpendicular in the spot (pain to get in and out now) so he doesn't do it again.
I think it would be funny if some one keyed mmmmnakeds bike because he wants to key cars
The Road Warrior
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I prefer a keyed message, that has more meaning than just a simple line in paint. Use your key and write "learn how to park" on their hood with it. 
Oh and revenge is a dish best served cold, no need for heated confrontations and risks, you strike when they least expect, and you leave them clueless and furious. You deal with major league a*holes that have complete disregard towards others by being an evil, cold and calculated a*hole yourself, because that's the only way an a*hole learns a lesson.
Oh and revenge is a dish best served cold, no need for heated confrontations and risks, you strike when they least expect, and you leave them clueless and furious. You deal with major league a*holes that have complete disregard towards others by being an evil, cold and calculated a*hole yourself, because that's the only way an a*hole learns a lesson.
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Hey check it out another defender of d-bag parkers! :lol: My bike is un-key-able it never leaves my sight... you've angered me enough to wanna key your bike, but you live in Trenton and that's punishment enough I guess
You mess with the bull, you get the horns, princess
rmemedic
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Hey check it out another defender of d-bag parkers! :lol: My bike is un-key-able it never leaves my sight... you've angered me enough to wanna key your bike, but you live in Trenton and that's punishment enough I guess
You mess with the bull, you get the horns, princess
Ha! It's funny 'cause it's true!!!
dr_sarcasm
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I have no idea why, but this made me chuckle.
dr_sarcasm
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Hey check it out another defender of d-bag parkers! :lol: My bike is un-key-able it never leaves my sight... you've angered me enough to wanna key your bike, but you live in Trenton and that's punishment enough I guess
You mess with the bull, you get the horns, princess
You need your meds updated. No where do I support *********, I just think it would by funny if your car/bike got keyed. I do like some of the creative suggestions (shopping carts). Do unto others and all that jazz
For the stupid parking idiots I think a set of those wheel dollies to move the car to the far end of the parking lot would be in order.
I must say that after reading 6 pages of this, you all have made my day!!
