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conundrum said:
Also looking at some of these conversations....guessing most of these girls are in the 18-22 range? Reason I tend to go for girls who are closer to or around 30...actually have their lives together.

Maybe it is also because I'm older (34), but it's hard to view most 22 year olds any different than a 13 year old if all they care about is trying to look good and following the Kardashians. Also any girl who would be interested in essentially the "nice shoes, wanna ****?" line don't really interest me at all.
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It's Tinder. It's like saying you're amazing at Crazy 8s, when everyone else is playing Bridge.
 
conundrum said:
Also looking at some of these conversations....guessing most of these girls are in the 18-22 range? Reason I tend to go for girls who are closer to or around 30...actually have their lives together.

Maybe it is also because I'm older (34), but it's hard to view most 22 year olds any different than a 13 year old if all they care about is trying to look good and following the Kardashians. Also any girl who would be interested in essentially the "nice shoes, wanna ****?" line don't really interest me at all.
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How can you tell a 30 yr.old hasn't been riding the cock carousel for 15 yrs? Does it even matter? I self loathe for asking these questions. Mr. Super Stud is going find himself mired in a psychological cesspool at some point. People are dirt. LoL, just kidding.
 
FullMotoJacket said:
It's Tinder. It's like saying you're amazing at Crazy 8s, when everyone else is playing Bridge.
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Tinder is like fishing for asian carp; all you need to do is show up and they'll jump right on your boat. Stupid fish

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Meh
 
ep1x said:
So I'm 25 and was in a 5 year bender with a girl that ended last year. For the last 9-10 months I never put myself out there. Started swiping through tinder and connected with this gorgeous girl. I met up with her on saturday. I learned she's dated 4/5 guys on tinder, and through topics of conversation, I mentioned my friend was pursuing a PMC contract in Africa. I learned she was banging a 32 year old ex-JTF2 soldier currently employed by Blackwater two years ago when she was 23. She told me it was the best sex she's ever had, "I was black and blue". Right then and there I should of stepped up and left her at the table, but the talking was good. Anyways, brushed it past myself and moved on. We left and went to another spot for drinks. We met up @ 7pm and next thing I knew it was 1 am. We both live downtown so I walked her home. She invited me upstairs to her condo. We spent some time on her balcony, next thing I knew it was 3 am. I left, and for you guys calling me out on not making a move, ask me. I wasn't feeling it.

Sunday night, exchanged texts.

We texted Monday morning, agreed to meet later in the night. Later in the afternoon she then sent me a text asking to meet up another time as she's currently going through some roommate issues, but I wouldn't take No for an answer. We agreed to meet up after she saw a movie with her friend. She's going through some roommate issues, so I picked her up some bath bombs from Lush. I met up with her and gave her the bag. I said something along the lines of me giving her the bag - "Next time they're on you, and were taking one together". Then she gave me the look of "oh yeah :icon_smile:?" We ended up taking a seat on this bench beside her condo next to a water fountain. I listened to her bull **** about the roommate problem (really not caring, but pretending to be interested). I pulled out some more masculine game, something along the lines of "Its nice to be 5'7, skinny with big tits knowing you can get any guy you want - must be boring" . Then she gave me that look again. We sat for what seemed like 30 minutes but was really 1hr 30. I didn't know until she went back upstairs and I pulled out my phone as I was walking back home. We got up and I pulled her in for a kiss. It was ****ing awesome. I'm kissing this hot girl who I haven't felt a connection over in almost a year. I walk her to the front door and we kiss again. Then she goes inside.

I send her a text couple minutes later…

me: "midnight… it felt like we were outside for 30 minutes. Time doesn't exist"
her: "hahaha u think so"
me: "i guess i forgot to mention that the universe is a manifestation of vibrational energy, whether it be emotional or physical"

her…. no response. Which doesn't really mean anything. Today, no messages, no phone call. I know she's talking to 10-15 other guys, but at least I got my 2nd shot and played it correctly. I had Cialis in my pocket, cause had she of invited me upstairs again, I would of gave it to her so hard she would never think of the 32 year old merc as long as she was with me. I know the guy was giving it to her on vagara - no brainer.

Anyways, end rant. Tinder hos. Fml.

Very easy to find the bad girl, insanely difficult to find the good girl.
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Saving the first quote for posterity because he deleted it. LMAO still laughing 2 years later. I've used this line in real life as a joke lol
 
Dresden said:


Saving the first quote for posterity because he deleted it. LMAO still laughing 2 years later. I've used this line in real life as a joke lol
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hahaha. the game is all about self improvement. been through puddles of **** to get where i am now. u have any idea how much ive learnt. im almost unstoppable now
 
James25 said:
hahaha. the game is all about self improvement. been through puddles of **** to get where i am now. u have any idea how much ive learnt. im almost unstoppable now
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No hate bro.

If self discovery is what you're seeking, you're just scratching the surface. Usually you don't figure that out until you wake up one morning beside a stanger who's running for the door with a sheepish look on their face... but in the meantime, may as well be a good looking stranger... Cheers.
 
since that last post by ep1x. ive got jacked, learnt the game and bettered myself. what I posted then to what im posting now are two opposites of the pendulum. this was my thread, and im glad to be posting in it with game to display to all of you showing what ive learnt on the journey. got played by a few bad girls in the game, learnt from my mistakes, never made them again. Where most guys would give up, I kept my head up and kept moving forward. It was a struggle. to all the guys who are what I was before, you can get where I am now. Just stop giving a f*k

reading that post that was saved, I know I have what it takes to try out for sf

ep1x died 06-03-2014
 
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klr_guy said:
ep1x - is that you?
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James25 said:
since that last post by ep1x. ive got jacked, learnt the game and bettered myself. what I posted then to what im posting now are two opposites of the pendulum. this was my thread, and im glad to be posting in it with game to display to all of you showing what ive learnt on the journey. got played by a few bad girls in the game, learnt from my mistakes, never made them again. Where most guys would give up, I kept my head up and kept moving forward. It was a struggle. to all the guys who are what I was before, you can get where I am now. Just stop giving a f*k
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Nailed it.
 
James25 said:
since that last post by ep1x. ive got jacked, learnt the game and bettered myself. what I posted then to what im posting now are two opposites of the pendulum. this was my thread, and im glad to be posting in it with game to display to all of you showing what ive learnt on the journey. got played by a few bad girls in the game, learnt from my mistakes, never made them again. Where most guys would give up, I kept my head up and kept moving forward. It was a struggle. to all the guys who are what I was before, you can get where I am now. Just stop giving a f*k

reading that post that was saved, I know I have what it takes to try out for sf

ep1x died 06-03-2014
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You can't write this stuff.
 
James25 said:
since that last post by ep1x. ive got jacked, learnt the game and bettered myself. what I posted then to what im posting now are two opposites of the pendulum. this was my thread, and im glad to be posting in it with game to display to all of you showing what ive learnt on the journey. got played by a few bad girls in the game, learnt from my mistakes, never made them again. Where most guys would give up, I kept my head up and kept moving forward. It was a struggle. to all the guys who are what I was before, you can get where I am now. Just stop giving a f*k

reading that post that was saved, I know I have what it takes to try out for sf

ep1x died 06-03-2014
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So close ep1x. So close.
 
James25 said:
Tinder London ooooooommmfffffffffff. This girl is trophy material and almost 1 ups my princess of morocco. One day when I move back to toronto, im importing something like this. King west dudes will be most mad


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