In other words; summary of date:
*Meet up with girl; she seems to like me
*She claims to not put out on first date
*Queue 1.4hrs of me crying
*Girl finally agrees to a BJ
Pics or GTFO
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The Theater (not movies)
- Thread starter Roasted
- Start date
Pics or GTFO
In other words; summary of date:
*Meet up with girl; she seems to like me
*She claims to not put out on first date
*Queue 1.4hrs of me crying
*Girl finally agrees to a BJ
Why would she want a BJ and why would you give her one?
Took the family to see The Addams Family, everyone enjoyed it, but kids didn't think it was violent enough.
killerkeith
Well-known member
Are the theaters dark enough to a get a BJ in or are we talking hand jobs only?
I'm obviously kidding about doing it to get laid....
...and I've already tried Plenty of Fatties
N3WMAN
Well-known member
1.4hrs of crying and only a BJ? F*** THAT!In other words; summary of date:
*Meet up with girl; she seems to like me
*She claims to not put out on first date
*Queue 1.4hrs of me crying
*Girl finally agrees to a BJ
If you don't cockstab her fartbox you got jipped.
Post of the year!
we now know what weekends are like at N3wman and Amazon's house
N3WMAN
Well-known member
ROFL
Who are you kidding. I am way too cheap to take her out to the theatre.
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Nyx13
Guest
LMFAO! That's what I was thinking :agave:
Now I'm just waiting for Amazon to clue into this thread... :happy1:
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Nyx13
Guest
So....you punch him hard enough to bruise?
Shoot or chute? Big difference me thinks.
Cockstabbing the fartbox and poop shooting is the same thing, no? Potato potato.
killerkeith
Well-known member
I'd save it for the wedding night so she can feel like a virgin again. After all anal is the new hymen.
whoops, and definitely meant chute, and I poop from there!!!
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