The Theater (not movies)

Roasted

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So I read an article the other day about the "War Horse" theater production and how impressed Spielberg was with it which is why he made the movie. Than I saw that the Theater production is coming to TO and is playing in February. I thought, hell yeah, book that **** on February 14th, take a broad and panties will be a droppin'............plus, the thing actually sounds pretty cool and I wanna see it.

So I look up tickets and they are like $400 each....are these ****ers serius!?! I expected, and was willing to pay, maybe around $150/ticket but I can't justify $800 for two hours of entertainment for two. Is theater pretty much reserved for complete ballaz?
 
No its for everybody, go check princess of wales box office again, tickets start about $45 bucks.
If you want premium seating on a friday or saturday you pay large, mid week good balcony seats $120, matinee $85 for an ok seat.

If its date night and your looking for the get laid package, that can cost.
 
Try Off-Broadway shows then, they tend to be less expensive.
 
No its for everybody, go check princess of wales box office again, tickets start about $45 bucks.
If you want premium seating on a friday or saturday you pay large, mid week good balcony seats $120, matinee $85 for an ok seat.

If its date night and your looking for the get laid package, that can cost.

Here is a random weekday....a thursday....nothing special about it:
http://theatrer.org/ResultsTicket.aspx?evtid=1757040&event=War+Horse&ppcsrc=8047996827&nid=1

Cheapest tickets are $282 each. Where are you seeing $45 or even $120?
 
Warhorse = crying, more than once.
 

Can someone explain how this sheit is even possible? One website lists insane prices while another one sells the same tickets for 80% cheaper

EDIT: Well either way I ordered tix for around $85 each......let's see if I get ripped off. February 14th.....no more thinking when the date rolls around........unless I'm no longer hanging out with same chick in which case I'll have to find someone else to take lol
 
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Can someone explain how this sheit is even possible? One website lists insane prices while another one sells the same tickets for 80% cheaper

EDIT: Well either way I ordered tix for around $85 each......let's see if I get ripped off. February 14th.....no more thinking when the date rolls around........unless I'm no longer hanging out with same chick in which case I'll have to find someone else to take lol

now, that there sounds like an invitation for RockerGuy to go full on Tonya Harding on some poor chick.

at least you know he'd put out for you...
 
Dont You know if a woman likes you she will **** even if the date isn't a night at the theatre
 
Soooooo.... You're gonna take her to a show that's gonna make her all sad, weepy and her mascara run....and then say "Can I jump you now?" (basically)


:lmao:


Let us know how that works out for you.
 
Lol if you put it like that....
 
Soooooo.... You're gonna take her to a show that's gonna make her all sad, weepy and her mascara run....and then say "Can I jump you now?" (basically)


:lmao:




Let us know how that works out for you.


Actually the play has a happy start, 1.4hrs of crying, then a happy ending!

its pretty likely there's a happy ending in it for Roasted to.....
 

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