Stupidly overpriced motorcycle for sale thread

[FullMotoJacket]

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It was helpful that they posted shots from directly in front and behind so you can see how cockassed everything is. A picture of how stupid the rider looks in that position is needed to complete the ad though.

That guy was selling another equally hideous monstrosity earlier in the year. I remember the location.

 

[PrivatePilot]

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This may be the worst bike I have seen.
How long do you think you could ride in that stupid position?

It probably doesn't go much further than the nearest Tim Hortons, who cares how uncomfortable it is when you only ride 500km a year.

 

[Mad Mike]

What is it about SV 650s that people like so much? Almost a cult. I have met few people on the road who were confident that they can put 40k more on the odometers and still sell it at the same price they bought it for. Someone educate me.

Cheap to buy. Cheap to insure. Dependable as a hammer. Durable, pound the snot out of one for 150,000 km on oil changes, brake pads and tires. Track capable with tons of cheap aftermarket racing options.

It’s a perfect blue collar sport and track bike.

 

[bigpoppa]

It’s a perfect blue collar sport and track bike.

poor mans ducati monster

 

[Mad Mike]

poor mans ducati monster

Or is it a Smart mans Ducati Monster?

 

[TwistedKestrel]

Or is it a Smart mans Ducati Monster?

Brand new Monster 797 vs SV650A:
Both have non-adjustable suspension, roughly the same HP, ABS, trellis frames. You can get both with the colour red on them somewhere.

Monster 797 MSRP: $10595
SV650A MSRP: $8399

 

[bigpoppa]

Brand new Monster 797 vs SV650A:
Both have non-adjustable suspension, roughly the same HP, ABS, trellis frames. You can get both with the colour red on them somewhere.

Monster 797 MSRP: $10595
SV650A MSRP: $8399

going to guess the duc probably has better suspension and brakes, and looks so sexy

 

[Mad Mike]

going to guess the duc probably has better suspension and brakes, and looks so sexy

After riding for 40 years I figured out SEXY bikes are beneficial if you’re looking for co-riders into “Property Of” or “Village People” tee shirts.

Gimme an SV. I’ll use the extra cash for an annual Mexican vaca.

 

[bigpoppa]

After riding for 40 years I figured out SEXY bikes are beneficial if you’re looking for co-riders into “Property Of” or “Village People” tee shirts.

Is that led zeppelin?

ovo or bust bro

 

[Trials]

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2006 SV650s $5000. Don’t see the value for that price.

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I could fix that triple tree clamp problem for you in about 1 minute,
but I wager you need to replace some things in the front forks.

 

[Trials]

I used to see this SV when I worked downtown near Kensington market. So poorly kept, same goes for so many bikes that show up here - I'd go back to my SV after work, and till the day I sold it, it looked just like it came out of the Suzuki dealership.




Walking DT, i'd see so many neglected bikes people had, rusted chains, finished brakes, and by far the most, useless tires with no tread left. If people can't afford a set of $40 brake pads, why get into motorcycles to begin with. On the opposite end, like the CB750, people go and destroy a bike.

those forks look correct

I guess only the odd ones had their triple trees slide part way down the stanchion tubes

 

[Trials]

Some poor sod is going to buy that motorcycle, take it to a shop to have it certified
and the mechanic is going to take one look at the front suspension and say WTF

 

[FullMotoJacket]

I guess only the odd ones had their triple trees slide part way down the stanchion tubes

Not a problem a pair of Ohlins dampers, one on each side, won't solve.

 

[Trials]

Not a problem a pair of Ohlins dampers, one on each side, won't solve.

look at his stanchion tubes sticking out of the top of the top yoke.
and lack of front suspension travel.

Jack up the Stickers & VIN and slide a better motorcycle under it.

 

[FullMotoJacket]

look at his stanchion tubes sticking out of the top of the top yoke.
and lack of front suspension travel.

My sarcasm font is offline.

Then again, my forks are raised in the triple clamps an inch and a half just like that.

 

[Iceman]

What in the actual hell? $6500 for a 93 ninja 250 in cruiser form, complete with rear drum brakes.


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[Trials]

My sarcasm font is offline.

Then again, my forks are raised in the triple clamps an inch and a half just like that.

no bumps where you live, sweet! but boring.

 

[Trials]

Good time to trade your motorcycle for a snowmobile, we might get enough snow
for a few weeks.

 

[FullMotoJacket]

Good time to trade your motorcycle for a snowmobile, we might get enough snow
for a few weeks.

I'll drag my fridge out back, drop it on it's side, then sit on it. Same thing.

 

[ToSlow]

I guess its been a while, new sleds are comfortable as fk,

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