you need to be approved by myself, charly, Rafiki, sushi and meme... please submit photos for our review! lmao
:-( I don't have a camera, can't I just drop by for personal approval instead? lol
you need to be approved by myself, charly, Rafiki, sushi and meme... please submit photos for our review! lmao
Approve me! Where's the application form? And what is the den? Surely you need quality photos of said event that are not to be shared with outsiders.
foxs den male strip club
As a very ripped, hot young guy, how is it that you are so familiar with this establishment, hmmmm????
never seen so many guys eager to go to a male strip joint before...
foxs den male strip club
haha i'd hardly call knowing what "the Den" stands for as being "so familiar"... not hard to put 2 and 2 together when a few posts previous women were gushing about a movie based on male rippers...
You're too smart for your own good!
never seen so many guys eager to go to a male strip joint before...
I don't see what's the big deal, bunch of ladies going crazy @ a bar due to a guy on stage, heck you are bound to get lucky due to female needs, so yeah I'm in no questions ask... where is that form?
Also if a girl can go to stripe club why can't a male do the same is not like their di** is going to be on your face all night n if you stare at it is cuz you are interested ...
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Fixed it for you.
p.s. Why isn't there a grammar nazi smiley?
lol - pretty sure due to obvious reasons men aren't allowed in these places but you can always hang out in the parking lot like a creepo
Hmmm now that I didn't know... oh well I tried lol
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I don't see what's the big deal, bunch of ladies going crazy @ a bar due to a guy on stage, heck you are bound to get lucky due to female needs, so yeah I'm in no questions ask... where is that form?
Also if a girl can go to stripe club why can't a male do the same is not like their di** is going to be on your face all night n if you stare at it is cuz you are interested ...
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haha i'd hardly call knowing what "the Den" stands for as being "so familiar"... not hard to put 2 and 2 together when a few posts previous women were gushing about a movie based on male rippers...
haha i'd hardly call knowing what "the Den" stands for as being "so familiar"... not hard to put 2 and 2 together when a few posts previous women were gushing about a movie based on male rippers...
Roasted is correct. I was implying you perhaps worked there
never seen so many guys eager to go to a male strip joint before...
I had a buddy once, who was a stripper, invited a few of us to come watch as he had told us stories before and none of us believed what he was telling us (no biggie on seeing him naked, given we all were on the same hockey team and compared pecker sizes all the time).
There is a very good reason why guys aren't allowed in female strip joints: it's for your own protection. :shock:
Lemme explain...
As our buddy was on good terms with the management and bouncers, we were okayed to come on in and play nice by sitting quietly in a corner. Good by us, we figured, we could stay out of the way and scan the room much easier to amuse ourselves. We figured, how bad could it get, most of us are grizzled veterans of the strip scene, and we've seen 2-girls-1 cup enough times that we're ready for anything.
Dear gawd, were we wrong.
Gents, not to bore you with details, but women in a strip joint are akin to putting in a fattened cow into a fish tank of piranha who haven't been feed in a week. Like gremlins, you should avoid doing 3 key things in a male only strip joint:
1. bright lights - they didn't like bright lights, bright lights hurt the gremlins eyes;
2. don't feed them after midnight - makes them metamorphosize into MEAN gremlins (especially if you're obstructing their view of the male dancers...);
3. don't get them wet - getting one gremlin wet resulted in a lot of gremlins (although I think the strippers replaced the need for water or liquids here...);
Men are TAME compared to women in strip joints. T-A-M-E.
I had a buddy once, who was a stripper, invited a few of us to come watch as he had told us stories before and none of us believed what he was telling us (no biggie on seeing him naked, given we all were on the same hockey team and compared pecker sizes all the time).
There is a very good reason why guys aren't allowed in female strip joints: it's for your own protection. :shock:
Lemme explain...
As our buddy was on good terms with the management and bouncers, we were okayed to come on in and play nice by sitting quietly in a corner. Good by us, we figured, we could stay out of the way and scan the room much easier to amuse ourselves. We figured, how bad could it get, most of us are grizzled veterans of the strip scene, and we've seen 2-girls-1 cup enough times that we're ready for anything.
Dear gawd, were we wrong.
Gents, not to bore you with details, but women in a strip joint are akin to putting in a fattened cow into a fish tank of piranha who haven't been feed in a week. Like gremlins, you should avoid doing 3 key things in a male only strip joint:
1. bright lights - they didn't like bright lights, bright lights hurt the gremlins eyes;
2. don't feed them after midnight - makes them metamorphosize into MEAN gremlins (especially if you're obstructing their view of the male dancers...);
3. don't get them wet - getting one gremlin wet resulted in a lot of gremlins (although I think the strippers replaced the need for water or liquids here...);
Men are TAME compared to women in strip joints. T-A-M-E.
I had a buddy once, who was a stripper, invited a few of us to come watch as he had told us stories before and none of us believed what he was telling us (no biggie on seeing him naked, given we all were on the same hockey team and compared pecker sizes all the time).
There is a very good reason why guys aren't allowed in female strip joints: it's for your own protection. :shock:
Lemme explain...
As our buddy was on good terms with the management and bouncers, we were okayed to come on in and play nice by sitting quietly in a corner. Good by us, we figured, we could stay out of the way and scan the room much easier to amuse ourselves. We figured, how bad could it get, most of us are grizzled veterans of the strip scene, and we've seen 2-girls-1 cup enough times that we're ready for anything.
Dear gawd, were we wrong.
Gents, not to bore you with details, but women in a strip joint are akin to putting in a fattened cow into a fish tank of piranha who haven't been feed in a week. Like gremlins, you should avoid doing 3 key things in a male only strip joint:
1. bright lights - they didn't like bright lights, bright lights hurt the gremlins eyes;
2. don't feed them after midnight - makes them metamorphosize into MEAN gremlins (especially if you're obstructing their view of the male dancers...);
3. don't get them wet - getting one gremlin wet resulted in a lot of gremlins (although I think the strippers replaced the need for water or liquids here...);
Men are TAME compared to women in strip joints. T-A-M-E.