Star Wars - The Force Awakens ****SPOILERS!!!!*****

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Now THAT was a "Star Wars" movie. Back to the original, almost pulp story action. Full of holes, that we gratefully gloss over. Pity that they had to include an emo character like the prequels, but it could have been far worse.
 
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SOOOO, how many peopuls think that new hunky villaine (hans' son) and new girl fighter are related? i tink so. so strange, too that LUKE was calling this new girl when she touched his lite sable (accordin to the little gerbil lady with big glasses and wise @ bar). is this LUKE's duaghter?

also, no one has mentianed BP-8! that new droid is my FAVORITE! Bp-8 has so much feelingz, it so cute! my favuorite scene is when R2-D2 wake up and Bp-8 is the first to roll up to him! just like puppy dog! :agave::cat::grommit:

whats everyones favorite scene? :occasion2:
 
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here my take with my warmestest of feelings! :cherry::bunny::angel7:



cbcanada said:
1. You have a janitor who picks up a light sabre and fights Kylo Ren who is an elite user of the force
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i tink he said he workd in "sanitatian", not that he was janitor. he obviosly kno how to fight.

oh, and also! it was gerbil lady @ bar who gave the black guy the lite sable, and not han! there must be reason. watch movie again, you see. also, when the bar attacked, gerbil lady tells black guy that girl and bp-8 need his help and to go. how did this gerbil lady know this? gerbil lday says to girl she no jedi, but she must be lying!


cbcanada said:
2. Ray discovers she has the force and within a day is using mind control and telekinesis, which took Luke Skywalker four years to learn.
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She very quick learner! but, keep in minds, no ones was trying to torture luke. i think it was the right circumcistance for her to learn right when her mind was being attacked. she had no other choice but try. luke was spoiled little, arrogent boi! luke could onnly start learn force once he was able to open up his mind. The girl diffarent. she nut spoiled, and was quickly able to channel force.

also, forgot! girl feels force when she touches light sable and sees things. also, gerbil bar-lady talks to her about force, so girl nut going in blind.

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3. How does Ray understand wookie? No one spoke wookie.
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Oh, very good point!


cbcanada said:
5. What's with Finn acting like Chris Rock at times, just because he is black they have to do this? Lando Calarisian never did that
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oh, i didnut notice. black guy, i like, tho! funny and nut overtop!


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6. Why was chewy, Rae, Finn standing there and watching Kylo on the cat walk? They did not know he was solo's son and had a perfect opportunity to shoot him.
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Chewie-Back certinaly knew. And both new ones took the lead from what Han & Chewie-back wer doing. Also, Han was the one who approoching Hunky villaine, nut reverse. i did not sense that Han was feeling thretened and both new pples did not feel so either. they--new charockters--may nut have known, but were taking lead from Han. and, Han was nut approaching Hunkiness with gun or anything.
 
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Dreamy Boom Boom said:
SOOOO, how many peopuls think that new hunky villaine (hans' son) and new girl fighter are related? i tink so. so strange, too that LUKE was calling this new girl when she touched his lite sable (accordin to the little gerbil lady with big glasses and wise @ bar). is this LUKE's duaghter?

also, no one has mentianed BP-8! that new droid is my FAVORITE! Bp-8 has so much feelingz, it so cute! my favuorite scene is when R2-D2 wake up and Bp-8 is the first to roll up to him! just like puppy dog! :agave::cat::grommit:

whats everyones favorite scene? :occasion2:
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Brother and sister, I suspect, though how Han and Leia miss it is a little confusing. Maybe they thought she died at some point?

My favourite scene is the one that makes the least sense; the look on Rey's face when she finally lets The Force in, during the fight scene.
 
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Rob MacLennan said:
My favourite scene is the one that makes the least sense; the look on Rey's face when she finally lets The Force in, during the fight scene.
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That COOL scene, too!!! yah, i LOVED that one, too! the expressian on the actresses face is soo good. shes able to switch between bein unsure to sure with the force so effortlulessly!

there was mention that with girl it now a fmeniist film. but, i dunt think so. i'm very glad its girl playin lead. we already see mr. machoness with luke learning force, so another boi, no fun. that girl brings so much complesxity, i like her very much! this is TRUE GIRL power, when you dunt notice that character is played by girl or that she has to be all sexy and slutty. to me, i nut see girl. i see very strong, kind, loyale, and caring person. i hope they dunt make her a lesbian, tho! just, again, playing to stereotips!
 
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last pointe, but who here tinks that the scene when Hunky son kills Han beats the scene where Luke finds out that Darth is his father?

ive seen many times now, and just now understand complenxities. Hunky knew all along that he needed to kill Han. hunky's tearfulness was nut for his love for his family, but for himself and quest to become real villaine with Snokeys.

as Hunky Say: "Ive been torn part. i want to be free of this paine. i know what i hab to do, but i nut know if i have strengthfulness to do it. will you hlep me?

oh lord! i LOVE this scene now! and love how Han, in his moment of death, still chose to lobe his son by touching his face. love how lighting changed, too, to all red in face.

i must say: this Star Wars scnene may just equal Coppollas' "Apocaclypse Now" when Marlon Brando talks like crazy man, jsut before getting killed.
 
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I assume Rey is Luke's Daughter.

Force is strong on Luke's side, On Leia's side she just get's voice mail, hence why Rey is so strong and the Emo crying baby is so weak
Rob MacLennan said:
Brother and sister, I suspect, though how Han and Leia miss it is a little confusing. Maybe they thought she died at some point?

My favourite scene is the one that makes the least sense; the look on Rey's face when she finally lets The Force in, during the fight scene.
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ORRRRR... Rey and Finn find out they're twins after they make interracial love and BB-8 is revealed to be the prophecized son of Luke--conceived one night when Luke had to bust a nut and used his robot hand to jerk it.
 
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In the expanded universe Han and Leia had twins Jacen and Jaina Solo, both were trained by Luke. Jacen eventually goes all evil becoming Darth Caedus. In the movie they seem to have altered the character a bit and made him into this pussy Kylo Ren...

Jacen eventually dies at the hands of his sister, she was never able to match him head on, even after taking a lightsaber through the gut he was still whooping her. Somehow Luke manages to lend his power to Jaina through the force and she manages to kill him. Now lets see if this plays out in the new trilogy. I was disappointed though that this new villian is such a pansy. Even though he took a blaster to the gut I still find it very hard to comprehend how a guy whose never held a lightsaber before was actually holding his own. Ren should have made him his ***** no problem, now Rey had some force abilities but zero formal training and was also entirely new to lightsaber combat...again despite being wounded I don't know how she gave him a beating.

I miss Darth Maul...what a badass mother****er he was.
 
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LoneRonin said:
In the expanded universe Han and Leia had twins Jacen and Jaina Solo, both were trained by Luke. Jacen eventually goes all evil becoming Darth Caedus. In the movie they seem to have altered the character a bit and made him into this pussy Kylo Ren...

Jacen eventually dies at the hands of his sister, she was never able to match him head on, even after taking a lightsaber through the gut he was still whooping her. Somehow Luke manages to lend his power to Jaina through the force and she manages to kill him. Now lets see if this plays out in the new trilogy. I was disappointed though that this new villian is such a pansy. Even though he took a blaster to the gut I still find it very hard to comprehend how a guy whose never held a lightsaber before was actually holding his own. Ren should have made him his ***** no problem, now Rey had some force abilities but zero formal training and was also entirely new to lightsaber combat...again despite being wounded I don't know how she gave him a beating.

I miss Darth Maul...what a badass mother****er he was.
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Clearly, The First Order did some training of their troopers to fight Jedi, or they wouldn't have had that flail weapon, that was capable of blocking a lightsaber without being cut in half.
 
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AF4iK said:
ORRRRR... Rey and Finn find out they're twins after they make interracial love and BB-8 is revealed to be the prophecized son of Luke--conceived one night when Luke had to bust a nut and used his robot hand to jerk it.
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oh that inturesting!!! in star was land anyting is possibal! i very much like how u think! :toothy4::occasion2::dog:

and, we all know this to be true! theirs so much incestt-sex, but everyone too scarred to mention this! big elephent in room. i tink someone shuld really make THE REAL STAR WAS: 18+ ADDITIAN! :glasses1::director:

hope you are MERRY and force be wit yoU! :love6:
 
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LoneRonin said:
In the expanded universe Han and Leia had twins Jacen and Jaina Solo, both were trained by Luke. Jacen eventually goes all evil becoming Darth Caedus. In the movie they seem to have altered the character a bit and made him into this pussy Kylo Ren...

Jacen eventually dies at the hands of his sister, she was never able to match him head on, even after taking a lightsaber through the gut he was still whooping her. Somehow Luke manages to lend his power to Jaina through the force and she manages to kill him. Now lets see if this plays out in the new trilogy. I was disappointed though that this new villian is such a pansy. Even though he took a blaster to the gut I still find it very hard to comprehend how a guy whose never held a lightsaber before was actually holding his own. Ren should have made him his ***** no problem, now Rey had some force abilities but zero formal training and was also entirely new to lightsaber combat...again despite being wounded I don't know how she gave him a beating.

I miss Darth Maul...what a badass mother****er he was.
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oh, i had NO idea ther was othur STAR WASRS! :glasses10::shock: so much i dunt know. but, i ask with my merriest feelings and open heart: is it worth it to read up on it? :angel8:

by way, i LOVE Kilo Ren! i thught he was verry HUNKY! :naka::love10::love10:
 
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the movie was a complete fail,
 
Chaos said:
I saw it. I liked it, but didn't love it.

Question: Weren't Stormstroopers clones? How come all of a sudden we see Finn? He said something about being kidnapped? So he effectively was a slave? So...all stormtroopers are slaves? I'm missing something here...
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They very clearly explained that I the movie. They stopped using clones and started taking children and brain washing them from an early age. In one seen someone even says maybe we should go back to using clones.
 
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cbcanada said:
SPOILER ALERT, DO NOT READ IF YOU DONT WANT TO KNOW..

So we can freely discuss this movie.

I grew a up a huge StarWars fan. Sure this movie had action but I felt they changed the whole movie into a modern teen action movie like "divergent" and threw in some StarWars for flavour. It wasn't "Star Wars " to me.

1. You have a janitor who picks up a light sabre and fights Kylo Ren who is an elite user of the force

2. Ray discovers she has the force and within a day is using mind control and telekinesis, which took Luke Skywalker four years to learn.

3. How does Ray understand wookie? No one spoke wookie.

4. Those creatures eat everyone else but decide to just carry Finn in their hands.

5. What's with Finn acting like Chris Rock at times, just because he is black they have to do this? Lando Calarisian never did that

6. Why was chewy, Rae, Finn standing there and watching Kylo on the cat walk? They did not know he was solo's son and had a perfect opportunity to shoot him.

There is more but I just wanted to give an idea. Let the discussion begin.
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1) I don't think Kylo Ren is an elite user of the force. They said he left Luke Skywalkers training, so did not finish and the new main villain even says he needs to come and finish his training.

2) I agree, that will take some serious back story explaining and hopefully just not a simple "she is a skywalker"

3) how does anyone understand the droids?? It is a star wars movie, need to over look all that stuff in my opinion

4) Again, a star wars movie, need to take it for what it is. Not really sci fi, more like action in space.

5) Not sure how he acted like Chris Rock, I enjoyed the character, seemed like a child away from home and scared and learning how to cope

6) look like a long distance to snipe away, and again, it is a story, not all things will be done the way we think they should.
 
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