Spousal Arguments thread.
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dasiffy
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whenever i real 'lol' i always read it 'lawl' but not always.
sometimes i imagine akria from the simpsons speaking and the lol is his laugh.
uh-haw uh-haw
sometimes i imagine akria from the simpsons speaking and the lol is his laugh.
uh-haw uh-haw
oilycreek
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Sativa Quemador
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a chick complaining that her husband rides too slow.... WTF ?????? LOL
Sativa Quemador
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another beauty that always happens...
Me: want any help ?
Wife: NO. you dont really want to help.
Me; Yes, i do. what can i do ?
Wife: dont bother.
later on that evening...at the most inopportune time possible
Wife: why do you always get to sit around and do nothing.. I do everything around here.
Me; huh ?
Me: want any help ?
Wife: NO. you dont really want to help.
Me; Yes, i do. what can i do ?
Wife: dont bother.
later on that evening...at the most inopportune time possible
Wife: why do you always get to sit around and do nothing.. I do everything around here.
Me; huh ?
Riceburner
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I get to sit around the evenings cause I work all day while she's sitting around all day when I'm not home.
SweetOnion
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Wife completely lost her shiznit last Saturday the 21st because when she was at work, and I was watching our daughter, I put 75km's on the vehicle doing crap... running around town, going to Canadian Tire. Still picked her up from work.
She worked yesterday, and therefore has today off... Daughter has daycare, but wifey decides to not send her today. Instead, she is going to drive down to her parents cottage.
Tells me this 2 days ago. I ask, Oh, are you going to be home to pick me up from work?? She says, "Oh, I never thought of that.. nevermind, we won't go."
Then yesterday, it comes out that she is going.
That is when I bring up the bit<hing me out over 75km's issue.. Cottage is 115km each direction so she will be doing about 240km today.
Wife is like that Champ Radio show... LOSES IT!!!! HEAD FAKE!!!
She goes straight for the jugular, that's right!! She CALLS HER MOM!!!!!! What a fatal blow to a guy like myself, I'm lying there on the canvass with stars spinning over my head...
and then, in a senseless virtual verbal assault, FREE OF ANY TETHER'S TO A WORLD BOUND BY LOGIC, she says,
"Oh, How's that for your complaining about me complaining about you driving 75km's and I'm still going to drive 240 tomorrow!!!!"
That's when she decides to tell me that she will leave the cottage between 3-4pm, therefore arriving back to London about 1.5 hours after I am done work!! Thanks for the lift!
Anyway, needless to say I am riding tonight. Probably gonna make one of my favourite runs to LA Franks in Cambridge. The ride there kinda blows, but the hotdogs and Strawberry Frozen Lemonade sure does not!!!
And ever since, I've been the Champ... ? lol
She worked yesterday, and therefore has today off... Daughter has daycare, but wifey decides to not send her today. Instead, she is going to drive down to her parents cottage.
Tells me this 2 days ago. I ask, Oh, are you going to be home to pick me up from work?? She says, "Oh, I never thought of that.. nevermind, we won't go."
Then yesterday, it comes out that she is going.
That is when I bring up the bit<hing me out over 75km's issue.. Cottage is 115km each direction so she will be doing about 240km today.
Wife is like that Champ Radio show... LOSES IT!!!! HEAD FAKE!!!
She goes straight for the jugular, that's right!! She CALLS HER MOM!!!!!! What a fatal blow to a guy like myself, I'm lying there on the canvass with stars spinning over my head...
and then, in a senseless virtual verbal assault, FREE OF ANY TETHER'S TO A WORLD BOUND BY LOGIC, she says,
"Oh, How's that for your complaining about me complaining about you driving 75km's and I'm still going to drive 240 tomorrow!!!!"
That's when she decides to tell me that she will leave the cottage between 3-4pm, therefore arriving back to London about 1.5 hours after I am done work!! Thanks for the lift!
Anyway, needless to say I am riding tonight. Probably gonna make one of my favourite runs to LA Franks in Cambridge. The ride there kinda blows, but the hotdogs and Strawberry Frozen Lemonade sure does not!!!
And ever since, I've been the Champ... ? lol
Where the **** did you get the idea that logic would be part of the argument?
Is it a lease? Wtf!
She's giving too much problems, sell it. Let it become Somebody else's problem
SweetOnion
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It's not even a lease, man!! ****, standard forum behaviour dictates you should try and take the non story telling party (my wife's) side but god damn dude, even in times like this?!?
dasiffy
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^internet folk require all information. leaving anything out requires investigation, and supposition. sorry. internet rules.
the wife or the car?
SweetOnion
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True but Kellen is known for building a case against any poster, friend or foe lol
And pretty sure he meant the wife
SweetOnion
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Oh it's on the Equinox... making matters even worse, it uses like 1/4 the gas of the Jeep lol.
She just likes to throw a spaz once in a while... but guess what, the real joke is on her. The day I went to Canadian Tire I bought a new ****in' air compressor and set of air tools. Same colour as the old one, just twice the size... she didn't even notice, looking right at the bastard. lol.
Woman have a thing about new cars been driven too much and bla bla bla. resale value bla bla bla all things I couldn't care less about, mine was the same about her new car.... I don't get it
Anyone concerned with Gas millage shouldn't have a jeep, I got one and can testify
Anyone concerned with Gas millage shouldn't have a jeep, I got one and can testify
Wife
Woman have a thing about new cars been driven too much and bla bla bla. resale value bla bla bla all things I couldn't care less about, mine was the same about her new car.... I don't get it
Anyone concerned with Gas millage shouldn't have a jeep, I got one and can testify
I try not to put too many miles on the nicer vehicle however I've done over 50,000km in a year and for the price of fuel I could finance/fuel/insure a cheap car. Not including the price of maintenance. She doesn't understand that and I love driving my truck so whatever. The sooner it's out of warranty the sooner it goes faster.
You should get some afvice from Fawaz in the ways of diesel go-fast!
Pro tip #1: You can get a discount when you buy replacement long blocks in bulk.
