Spousal Arguments thread.

I had a good one last night about turning the A/C on. Apparently 70% humidity doesn't call for A/C and it can never be hot enough in our house. I told her she can go sit outside all day if she wants to be hot but that ****in a/c will be on wether she likes it or not. Then she made dinner.

Every other day there's somthing I can't find because she "put it away". Where "away" actually is only she knows. I found my old rain gear in a dresser drawer hidden under a bunch of blankets which is exactly where anyone would look for a damn rain coat.
 
This thread is hilarious keep it going :) we need like buttons like fb for posts.

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dricked said:
Getting rid of my bikes will never be an argument, she knows better. She also knows that when my son starts walking I'm buying a 50 with training wheels and a strider bike.
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Ditto, bikes/racing/defying death was part of the package and she's 100% supportive of it.

Also I bought an 83 Z50R I will be resto modding for my soon to be born daughter. Lol
 
lol if you need a female rider to shake it down first... I will bring my test pilot over. She can't give feedback on setup because she can't talk yet, though.
 
SweetOnion said:
lol if you need a female rider to shake it down first... I will bring my test pilot over. She can't give feedback on setup because she can't talk yet, though.
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Lol.
 
Why the heck was there 3 pieces pf cheese cake left in the fridge??? And why was it ear marked for the neighbours?

Sounds like the wife didn't pick up any Doritos at the supermarket so it's her fault.

But no matter what, it's your fault because your married.






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I need to move to Middle East so I can beat my wife. That'll teach her to stay in line
 
My wife once got so mad she threw a ceramic clown at me. (True story)


I've been leery of clowns since.
 
this thread is hilarious...guys crack me up...just do the best logical thing...find a spouse who smokes with you, then there won't be any arguments when it comes to the munchies... and while you're at it, find someone who also rides... :)
 
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about an hour ago, i decide to make some KD and maybe aqdd some cool twist, when i notice the oven is very hot, pans inside.
i go to ask the wife if she baked anything earlier, as the oven is quite hot. She says no.. she hasnt baked anything.

So now im wondering wtf is wrong, why is my oven hot. im diggin around for awhile when she comes by asking whats up, i told her, the over was really hot, and i need to find out if its a problem. She says.. Oh... well, I toasted a few sandwiches.


the irony here... she yelling at me for making noise becasue im typing while shes sleeping. and i never saw these so called sandwiches.
the KD was really good.
 
Here's a complaint about the husband. So for 5 years we both had 250 ' s. I was getting bored of riding wanted something faster and better looking so I sold mine and moved up to a 600. Husband doesn't want to move up says he loves his 250 he's good. I've been out almost everyday this year and he's maybe been out with me 2 times so I ******* at him for not wanting to ride ever. Now we're in an argument over riding because he never wants to lol. I think I need to find new people to ride with because he's clearly over it!!
 
During an argument with my late wife she said that when she is gone I could decorate the house with motorcycles.
So I did.
 
FD Biker said:
Here's a complaint about the husband. So for 5 years we both had 250 ' s. I was getting bored of riding wanted something faster and better looking so I sold mine and moved up to a 600. Husband doesn't want to move up says he loves his 250 he's good. I've been out almost everyday this year and he's maybe been out with me 2 times so I ******* at him for not wanting to ride ever. Now we're in an argument over riding because he never wants to lol. I think I need to find new people to ride with because he's clearly over it!!
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So this boils down to
he=older and slower
you= young and faster

something tells me your paths will diverge
 
FD Biker said:
Here's a complaint about the husband. So for 5 years we both had 250 ' s. I was getting bored of riding wanted something faster and better looking so I sold mine and moved up to a 600. Husband doesn't want to move up says he loves his 250 he's good. I've been out almost everyday this year and he's maybe been out with me 2 times so I ******* at him for not wanting to ride ever. Now we're in an argument over riding because he never wants to lol. I think I need to find new people to ride with because he's clearly over it!!
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ya...
sounds like he enjoyed ridding with you, as apposed to ridding after you.


and any wife who would conceal the existence of a sandwich is just asking for anal.
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