Yup, real bikers don't ride Softails. Except the Mayans, they ride those ugly, blingy, apehangered Softies.
Saw a 1% club last week while I was down in Georgia, one of the members was riding a Road Glide with apehangers. WTF is that all about? It's like he's saying "I'm still a badass, but my back hurts now that I'm older".