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19891989
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I kind of want there to be a zombie apocalypse because I think it would be fun and I get to be the leader of my super kick *** team
So, whats your messed up thoughts ?
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My online identity is still an identity but ok, here's a silly one. When I'm taking a crap I use the time to practice my imaginary telekinetic powers. I figure I'll start small and see if I can make the TP move. It worked! Wait no, that was just my fart.
What was that fake reality show called where a group of survivors are left to fend for themselves in the zombie apocalypse? The Experiment or something? I would love to be in that show.
I once dashed out of work for an hour near end of work day to hang out with a chick, I pulled the "let me go back to the office for a second to check my email". SHe went up with me (this was already after hours and empty). Started making out with her, wanted to do more and BAAAAAM cleaning staff busts through the door. 5 minutes later and things would have gotten really awkward......unless the cleaning chicks joined us.
Ok, here is a messed up thought. I see the complete collapse of the United States in the next 4 years. I see their debt continuing to pile up, I see China eventually saying "sorry, no more money", the government defaulting on their debt and the country going bankrupt. People will loose all their pension and various other social security like in Greece. I see riots, I see chaos, I see death. They say that all great empires come to an end, this it the end of the United States.
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I'm not sure? But when it happens ..because it will..you're more than welcome to be on my team...I'm taking applications
rmemedic
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"the walking dead" is a good series, but it's not the show you're talking about I dont think.
I too think about the zombie apocalypse. Or just the end of normal society, my action plan, who I want on my "team" etc.
being with where I work and the people I know, plus my family being self sufficient in the outdoors, my "team" is one that will thrive lol.
Also, come mid December, my truck will have my "go" kit ready, enough food and supplies that I can get by if I need and the skidoo will be prepped for use. Not that I think anything will happen, or have any info on anything possibly happening, but with the way people are and all the crazies that expect the end of the world, there could be a phyco-semantic cause for some crazy stuff and I'll be ready lol.
N3WMAN
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The colony?
Here is a "fantasy" that I'm sure many of you have had. I know I have:
I've fantasized about walking into my condo parking lot and seeing three dudes trying to lift my bike into a van. I can feel the rage building inside of me, and than I picture myself running at them and dropping one of them with a right hook to the face breaking his jaw and watching his unconscious body hitting the ground like a sack of potatoes. I picture dude number two taking a swing at me, dodging said punch and than following it up with an uppercut into the mid section. I picture the guy hitting the ground while gasping for air. I picture the third guy jumping in the van and driving off to the sound of screeching tires, and the smell of burning rubber. I picture the look of horror in his eyes driving away as he sees me kicking hit buddy in the head with my size 12 boot, breaking his teeth. I imagine following this up with two more kicks and watching his blood and teeth splatter all over the concrete floor. As I watch him desperately trying to breathe through the blood in his mouth and nostrils I picture myself crouching over him and whispering in his ear "I'm not calling the police, I'm going to take care of you myself". I than slowly walk away and grab a 2x4 nearby and than start pummeling him with it as he futilely begs for his life. Just as he stops screaming (and breathing) the other dude regains contiousness and the fun continues...
Yes, I've actually thought about this several times.
I've fantasized about walking into my condo parking lot and seeing three dudes trying to lift my bike into a van. I can feel the rage building inside of me, and than I picture myself running at them and dropping one of them with a right hook to the face breaking his jaw and watching his unconscious body hitting the ground like a sack of potatoes. I picture dude number two taking a swing at me, dodging said punch and than following it up with an uppercut into the mid section. I picture the guy hitting the ground while gasping for air. I picture the third guy jumping in the van and driving off to the sound of screeching tires, and the smell of burning rubber. I picture the look of horror in his eyes driving away as he sees me kicking hit buddy in the head with my size 12 boot, breaking his teeth. I imagine following this up with two more kicks and watching his blood and teeth splatter all over the concrete floor. As I watch him desperately trying to breathe through the blood in his mouth and nostrils I picture myself crouching over him and whispering in his ear "I'm not calling the police, I'm going to take care of you myself". I than slowly walk away and grab a 2x4 nearby and than start pummeling him with it as he futilely begs for his life. Just as he stops screaming (and breathing) the other dude regains contiousness and the fun continues...
Yes, I've actually thought about this several times.
Yes! Can we make this happen ? And the team is all hot girls on bikes of course
and their super human strength and ability to beat up zombies twice their size isn't even questioned.
And you need at least one man to procreate. you know, to ensure human race survives.Yes! Can we make this happen ? And the team is all hot girls on bikes of course
lmao......
My mind tends to wander a lot.
When I think about stuff my inner monologue is in English. How does my cat think?
What would happen if I was driving down the highway and just yanked the steering wheel to the right?
I wonder how well I would fare in a zompocalypse.
Lots of imaginary mountain bike riding and moto racing.
This too... But not often enough.
When I think about stuff my inner monologue is in English. How does my cat think?
What would happen if I was driving down the highway and just yanked the steering wheel to the right?
I wonder how well I would fare in a zompocalypse.
Lots of imaginary mountain bike riding and moto racing.
I wish bad things to happen to bad people and sometimes my wishes come true.
This too... But not often enough.
