Is there an optimal weapon for use with different political parties? Let's say the NDP attacks me....should I use .22? Conservatives...would that require armour piercing from a long barrelled weapon? Liberals...hollow point? Should I just get an assortment and store them round the house in case I suffer civil unrest whilst on the crapper say? Actually good point..if I store a weapon in the cistern of the porcelein throne is there a weapon that's waterproof and can be easily used one-handed in case I'm wiping with my other hand when the unrest occurs?