Too many stories to remember, let alone share, but here's the most recent one.
Riding a big ol' 2013 BMW R1200GS with aluminium panniers on it, commuting south, home from work down the DVP in the new HOV lane. I'm flying at 90-100 while the other two lanes are basically stopped.
All is fine and dandy until I realize that I need to get over to get my exit, at Don Mills South. Only problem is the speed differential between my lane and the lane I want to merge into. And I have traffic up my butt, so slowing down to 15 kph from 100 doesn't seem like a great idea as I'll likely get creamed from behind.
So I'm scanning, and it seems like the next lane over starts moving a bit quicker, and my exit is coming up, and I see a spot in traffic open up. Thinking I have enough space, I slow down to about 70 (trying not to get rear-ended) and move into the spot.
Only to have traffic in my new lane come to almost a complete stop. I haul on both my brakes, feel my ABS start screeching, and stop about 2 cm short of the car in front of me. But wait. There's more.
I had so much momentum going forward, my rear wheel up off the ground, and the DVP was cambered to the right, meaning the road was slanted because it turned. All that forward momentum on my front wheel and the cambre in the road meant the bike didn't come down straight, it flopped over to the right and went to sleep. In the middle lane of the DVP. In rush hour. In stopped traffic. People around me must have thought I was an idiot. Probably they were right.
I hopped off the bike when it fell, and never in my life have I hauled such a big bike (~600 lbs) back up on it's wheels on on my way.
Terribly embarassing. Rookie mistake. Very visible. But the bike had a scratch on the engine guard and (another) nick on the hard bags, that's it.