push present?

stupid. make me think of this Titus rant

[video=youtube_share;2Wydc9B_nJY]http://youtu.be/2Wydc9B_nJY[/video]
 
Seriously????

"There is no conclusive evidence that the present was invented by the jewelry industry to sell more goods,"
ROFLMAO.GIF
...right, none at all.
 
You just know somebody's going to read that wiki piece and go "is that what's happening now? I'd better jump on board for reasons given". Just like magazine articles declaring a certain colour or wallpaper or hairstyle as the "in" thing next season. People (women) actually fall for that? Yessum.
 
Lol-that's what everyone with kids says to those without. If I had em I'm sure I would love them but I certainly don't want them.

Regardless diamonds match with everything.
 
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Isn't the child a gift to both parents?
 
Till you have them and realize what you have been missing.....

not everyone should have kids (notice I did not write be parents...that's another level)
we all know that not everyone on a bike should be on the roads to begin with
 
After seeing her push for 5 hours. And lose all that blood because of a hematoma caused by that. And seeing her being sown up. And most traumatic thing, seeing that HUGE HEAD come out of her (thank god i was standing next to her and not "in front")

I little necklace seemed like the least of things to give her.

And im not white.
(although some people would argue the contrary)
 
Interesting. I did not know the term.

We had a bottle of booze ready to go (Veuve Clicquot brut), the pictures are great, she has the newborn and a bottle of champagne on her arms.

I have never had a more refreshing drink in my life.
 
Till you have them and realize what you have been missing.....


People with kids have to say that. there's no return policy on those things lol
 
Another commercialised bullsht
 
Interesting. I did not know the term.

We had a bottle of booze ready to go (Veuve Clicquot brut), the pictures are great, she has the newborn and a bottle of champagne on her arms.

I have never had a more refreshing drink in my life.
Parenting 101.

Drinking makes the problems go away (temporarily if you're not drinking enough)
 
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