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Newb Passenger looking for Ride-alongs

Brass fitting? Could be plumber butt in water closet?
LMFAO ? ? ? ?

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....steps back veeerrrry slowly.....turns and runs as hard as possible.....
Wise crack?

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@Napster90 I do have a cruiser but I haven't been able to ride most of the summer ?
And it's a solo seat.
#JoeBrass out.

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Well, I have to say that this thread has been both awesome and disappointing to read for the past couple months. I was expecting a bunch of leg humpers to bombard this thread, given the nature of your request and, well, men are leg humpers.

But instead it got filled with gentlemanly awkward innuendos and a bunch of adults that were overly concerned about their organs being harvested by a 6'6 300lb female that just wants to be a backpack for a few rides every now and then, with assumingly experienced and responsible riders in this forum.

I got some good chuckles at your answers and I think you put at ease some of these guy's concerns, and some others are probably hiding somewhere in the woods just waiting for your first organ-harvesting victim to show up on CP24, to jump out screaming:

"SEE?? I TOLD YOU SO, YOU NAIVE NOW-SINGLE-KIDNEY FOOL!!!"

Even though I take certain things with a grain of salt and I don't jump to conclusions (and certainly don't run for the woods), your request seemed authentic and actually fun to participate in.

If you're still in a backpack mood in the next few weeks while weather is still good, let me know ;)

Mr. CubicChicken I am definitely in the mood! Whereabouts are you located? What do you ride?

& Yes everyone here has made it a phenomenal experience thus far. Too bad I can't meet everyone.
 
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===Even though I take certain things with a grain of salt and I don't jump to conclusions (and certainly don't run for the woods), your request seemed authentic and actually fun to participate in.

If you're still in a backpack mood in the next few weeks while weather is still good, let me know ;)===

Mr. CubicChicken I am definitely in the mood! Whereabouts are you located? What do you ride?

I'm located downtown, and I ride a brand spanking new [insert Italian brand name here that is not Ducati and also doesn't have financial problems] which is a lot of fun

And no, it's not my first bike.



Advisory:

The backpack seat may or may not be as comfortable as a plush leather-rich recliner.
 
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not about to go through all the 226 posts so far in this thread, but I don't think there is a single picture of this Napster90 person......is there ??

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Yes there is, brace yourself for a 6'6 300lb, organ-harvester, quick witted backpack

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not about to go through all the 226 posts so far in this thread, but I don't think there is a single picture of this Napster90 person......is there ??

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Page 9... two links... But @evol says I kind of look like the ninja turtles just not as cool.

Advisory:

The backpack seat may or may not be as comfortable as a plush leather-rich recliner.

at 300lbs... I've got my own cushion.
 
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​ and a bunch of adults that were overly concerned about their organs being harvested

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And who are you calling an adult?
 
@Napster90 so are you and Jawnlee a thing now? ... You know ... a thing?

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@Napster90 so are you and Jawnlee a thing now? ... You know ... a thing?

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I honestly don't know what you mean... I'm pretty certain we're human beings, not inanimate objects.
 
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I honestly don't know what you mean... I'm pretty certain we're human beings, not inanimate objects.

Well technically, you do self-identify as a backpack, so....
 
@Napster90 I do have a cruiser but I haven't been able to ride most of the summer ?
And it's a solo seat.
#JoeBrass out.

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Why haven't you been riding Dad#2? Hope you're not hurt or anything.
 
Repetitive motion injury..... from eating too much ice cream ;)

Let me change this question to about helmets. There's so many brands and variety with a wide range of prices. I want a full-face helmet/protection. Do you guys have any tips, suggestions and/or recommendations?
 
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Let me change this question to about helmets. There's so many brands and variety with a wide range of prices. I want a full-face helmet/protection. Do you guys have any tips, suggestions and/or recommendations?

Might be his shoulder..... he uses a BIG spoon



Feel free to chime in here Joe lol
 

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