Hahaha, good post. That was a dig at JL but not saying Rossi has it guaranteed yet. Even Marquez still has a shot with a crash or minor injury. The season is not half way done yet so nobody has anything guaranteed yet.
I am not saying Lorenzo is boring but he doesn't do the races any good in terms of creating a bar to bar spectacle. He is exciting to watch but unfortunately as a knifes edge kind of guy he is either much better or much worse than the rest of the field it seems.
My favourite race of his was somewhere mid season 2 years ago when he was blocking Marquez and doing anything he could to stay in front on an obviously slower bike. He ended up losing but it was still awesome to watch. Perhaps you remember the circuit, I can't at the moment.
In the end I don't think Jorge can deal with contact from other riders, so unless he can get away I don't think he can win the evenly matched battles, however rare they may be.
You can tell if Jorge is going to win on a Friday typically, if the weather is consistent.
At least you're cheering for a Yamaha rider.