List things you hear the opposite sex say that completely turns you off

[rich6969]

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put the toilet seat down....

 

[rutakin]

The guys that fall for it usually know whats going on.. thats the sadder point.

Whats a turn off for me is I am there checking out this awesome bike and some guy puffs out his chest and walks up saying "thats my bike" (or some variation) in this tone that implies that because you like the bike you automatically think hes the hotest **** out there and you wanna shag him right then and there.

chicks who drive jeeps
short chicks who drive jeeps
chicks who clearly can't judge distance or maneuver a jeep

 

[rutakin]

i'm still friends with my ex

 

[OpenGambit]

The guys that fall for it usually know whats going on.. thats the sadder point.

I am not sure that the guy is falling for it... Sometimes you just do it cause its not worth the trouble of not doing it.

It certainly doesn't dupe a guy into anything.

 

[dr_sarcasm]

"I'm normally not like this..."

"It's my first time, be gentle."

 

[FullMotoJacket]

put the toilet seat down....

Preach on brotha! I fail to see what's so ******* difficult about putting the seat back up after you're finished.

 

[Roasted]

"I'm normally not like this..."

BRB, putting out on first date "I don't normally do this..."

Yeah, ok, sweet cheeks, whatever makes you sleep better at night

 

[fastar1]

The guys that fall for it usually know whats going on.. thats the sadder point.

Whats a turn off for me is I am there checking out this awesome bike and some guy puffs out his chest and walks up saying "thats my bike" (or some variation) in this tone that implies that because you like the bike you automatically think hes the hotest **** out there and you wanna shag him right then and there.

Or they're just proud of their bike? Kinda like their kid at the school play or ball game.

 

[N3WMAN]

Whats a turn off for me is I am there checking out this awesome bike and some guy puffs out his chest and walks up saying "thats my bike" (or some variation) in this tone that implies that because you like the bike you automatically think hes the hotest **** out there and you wanna shag him right then and there.

It works. You know who to ask.

 

[Amazon]

It works. You know who to ask.

I'm not with you because of your bike, otherwise I would have dumped your *** when you got rid of the 636 for a DRZ


I hate when guys go by the nick name tripod. It's not true. give it up.

 

[N3WMAN]

I'm not with you because of your bike. I am with you because you are so ****ing unbelievably awesome its ridiculous.

fixed

 

[Amazon]

I hate when guys insult my intelligence

 

[RockerGuy]

I'm not with you because of your bike, otherwise I would have dumped your *** when you got rid of the 636 for a DRZ


I hate when guys go by the nick name tripod. It's not true. give it up.

fixed

I hate when guys insult my intelligence

I like where this relationship is going

 

[killerkeith]

I like where this relationship is going

You missed the best part...It was posted at 8:46pm but then edited at 10:10pm

 

[fastar1]

You missed the best part...It was posted at 8:46pm but then edited at 10:10pm

She fixed a typo after that ridiculously awesome guy corrected her (dumbed -> dumped).

 

[RockerGuy]

You missed the best part...It was posted at 8:46pm but then edited at 10:10pm

You know I;m gonna ask what happened, so quit teasing and tell me everything.

I have your 1st born as hostage now

 

[Amazon]

She fixed a typo after that ridiculously awesome guy corrected her (dumbed -> dumped).

that and he wasn't too happy about the part of his bike, so I had to change that :S

 

[fastar1]

that and he wasn't too happy about the part of his bike, so I had to change that :S

Oh yeah I fogot about that. I forget all the interesting stuff :/

 

[N3WMAN]

I like where this relationship is going

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[killerkeith]

You know I;m gonna ask what happened, so quit teasing and tell me everything.

I have your 1st born as hostage now

I'll trade you the son for a bottle of jack.

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