List things you hear the opposite sex say that completely turns you off

Are you drunk right now?


Me drunk?!? LOL I hardly drink. I have 6 bottles of wine from christmas and I just cracked one open Wednesday. Poured one glass and had two sips before I forgot about it and went to bed haha.
 
that wasn't there this morning.
 
Didnt work for Gilligan... what worked was he started talking about bikes like guys talk to each other about bikes. Had my respect from there on in.

I've done this on numerous occasions. All I ever got was a glazed look of complete disinterest.
 
"I got so wasted/drunk/hammered last night. Don't remember anything that happened last night!"

"Woke up next morning and found money in my bra and don't know how it got there because I was so wasted last night and had a total memory loss"

"I'm going out for a smoke" (nothing against smokers. I just find it a turn off when women smoke. That's just my preference.)

anything that conveys lack of intelligence.
 
My car's making a funny noise.......and you go out to look at it and notice a trail of oil/metal shards coming up the street and into the driveway.
 
Didnt work for Gilligan... what worked was he started talking about bikes like guys talk to each other about bikes. Had my respect from there on in.

dont lie.. you know you like me cause of my HUGE kickstand and my sexy *** bike!! ;) miss you chica. :love4:
 
I've done this on numerous occasions. All I ever got was a glazed look of complete disinterest.

Thats the hard part with us chicks. What works for one might not work for another. We are over complicated beings!

dont lie.. you know you like me cause of my HUGE kickstand and my sexy *** bike!! ;) miss you chica. :love4:

I like you for so many reasons!!! Miss you too handsome! :love4:
 
Thats the hard part with us chicks. What works for one might not work for another. We are over complicated beings!



I like you for so many reasons!!! Miss you too handsome! :love4:


eeewwww! get a room

didn't you guys see all that threads containing "gtam is not a dating site"


back to topic: NO! you blow ME, BEEEOTCH!
 
"I saw you looking at my friend... You think she is hot?" (raises eyebrows)

What if this was followed by, "You wanna do her, together?" ;)

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"Don't be like that" when I say no.
"Your mom's Vietnamese? I could tell, Vietnamese girls have great boobs" (referring to mine - I'm not Vietnamese)
"But my ex used to do ____"
"You ride? That's so hot / Chicks that ride are so hot"
"I love Asians girls"
"I have an e-bike"
"I have a scooter" (only applies to the little ones)
"You're wearing THAT?" (I'm in a skirt and blouse, he's got on a Sylvester the Cat tie on. He insists I put on his sister's dress which doesn't fit because she doesn't have boobs and I do)
 
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