List Jobs you wish you had

[Roasted]

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Mine:

Writing for the Onion newspaper

I mean, these guys basically get paid to Troll people every day. I do that anyways on internet forums, how cool would it be to actually get paid for it?

 

[RockerGuy]

-Motorcycle racer
-F1 Driver
-Weapons engineer
And if all else fails...
-Pornstar

 

[killerkeith]

I'd like to be the guy who tries out new luxury resorts and grades them.

 

[key3thermal]

snatch inspector
Food critic

 

[Roasted]

snatch inspector

I've heard it's not all it's CRACKed up to be, and the working conditions stink

-Weapons engineer

I've worked in this field before..........mehhhhh, I think the fun factor is blown out of proportion

 

[RockerGuy]

I've worked in this field before..........mehhhhh, I think the fun factor is blown out of proportion

Mine sharing? Details?
PM if u want

 

[OpenGambit]

Dream Job is to go to Afganistan as part of the Judge Advocate General.

 

[rmemedic]

Country solo artist
Pro level motocross racer
Some form of custom car/truck/off road vehicle builder and customizer... Without all the body work prep (but I'll paint!)
fighter pilot.


Chose the first one strictly due to longevity of career isn't limited to when the body wears out and you have to give it up like with motocross.
Fighter pilot down at the bottom because even though the job itself is cool, military stuff wears on ya.

I've recently been trying to figure out how to bring my medical knowledge in to my passion for motocross some how, but I haven't figured it out yet. My military Contract expires in a year.

 

[rich6969]

city worker..

 

[Amazon]

Motorcycle racer
Disney on ice skater
High end event planner
Stunt man
Assassin
Being the Stig, just female

 

[honduhmatic]

Pornographer

 

[EngineerJoe]

-F1 Driver

YES... or stunt driver.

 

[braveheart]

mercenary/hitman would be cool

2nd choice. the Pope would be a good gig. i could really mess with people

 

[steve220s]

astronaut
fighter pilot

 

[honduhmatic]

Drunk mall santa

 

[sticker]

Trapper

 

[daisoman]

Yes fighter pilot during peace time would be awesome

 

[RetroGrouch]

Pinup photographer
Lounge singer
Food critic
Wet t-shirt contest judge in Ft. Lauderdale during spring break
Useless Iphone apps designer

 

[meester_jamie]

me,, id love to be a Picker but I'd like to have huge storage area.. and a nice allowance to buy with.
or.. work on a snorkel, or whale watching boat.. 100ft or bigger cat... in Hawaii ! .. or maybe Mexico

rmemedic said Some form of custom car/truck/off road vehicle builder and customizer... Without all the body work prep (but I'll paint!)
You can do Demolition Derby cars. easy to prep, easy to paint, use your imagination... wreck it.. do it again!!
See you at Monster Jam , Sky Dome, Jan 21.. cheer on YARD DOG !

 

[rmemedic]

me,, id love to be a Picker but I'd like to have huge storage area.. and a nice allowance to buy with.
or.. work on a snorkel, or whale watching boat.. 100ft or bigger cat... in Hawaii ! .. or maybe Mexico

rmemedic said Some form of custom car/truck/off road vehicle builder and customizer... Without all the body work prep (but I'll paint!)
You can do Demolition Derby cars. easy to prep, easy to paint, use your imagination... wreck it.. do it again!!
See you at Monster Jam , Sky Dome, Jan 21.. cheer on YARD DOG !

I actually used to do Demo Derby. Won my first heat I ever entered with a 2nd finish in the final, my next time in I won and qualified for the Provincial championship in simcoe, then my final time my car was a rushed job and I didn't do so well.
Think I went to my first one when I was 3 and have only missed seeing one of the provincial championships when I was overseas.

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