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Kitchener/Waterloo area, c u next trackday riders thread!

smergy said:
My suit is too tight and I can't move as well. I'm also on worn tires. I'm sure I can come up with a few more...

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I ate a lot of home made French fries, brownies and lemon pavlova today...
 
Well, I'm fat and older than the rest of you young punks (oh yeah, GET OFF MY LAWN!!!! (and by lawn I mean the grass surrounding the track)).
 
Maybe I should ask them to plant corn next year

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smergy said:
Maybe I should ask them to plant corn next year

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The corn won't deter you. Better stick with the beans, they are softer.

See you all Tuesday!
 
Katatonic said:
Bean fields? Corn? What the hell kind of track day is this going to be?!!
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OK.. here's some backstory for you...
Me, well, on my first track day on my old SV1000 I crashed (ran off track into the grass - hence forth, the grass is mine), broke my collar bone and wrecked the transmission in the bike.
Randy, he seems to have a penchant for embedding beans into his rims (and consequently wrecking them) when he bins it. Therefore, the beans and assorted vegetation that grow there (aside from the aforementioned grass) as his.
 
Then I guess the mud puddle at the end of the drag straight is mine... yay. :p

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It's the only place to hide from the kamakazi riders. They don't see bright colours very well

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Just to give you an idea of the **** I have to put up with at home....
So after SMP, I was telling my wife about the some of the comments made by Smergy and BigEvilDoer about borrowing my balls from her for track days. Well, she just handed me my bike keys with balls attached to them as a key ring and told me to have fun on Tuesday....lol
 
C ya there Dave!

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Katatonic said:
Just to give you an idea of the **** I have to put up with at home....
So after SMP, I was telling my wife about the some of the comments made by Smergy and BigEvilDoer about borrowing my balls from her for track days. Well, she just handed me my bike keys with balls attached to them as a key ring and told me to have fun on Tuesday....lol
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LOL... perfect. So 1:15's then? ;)
 
Katatonic said:
.....So after SMP, I was telling my wife about the some of the comments made by Smergy and BigEvilDoer about borrowing my balls from her for track days. Well, she just handed me my bike keys with balls attached to them as a key ring and told me to have fun on Tuesday....lol
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So did she have some proper taxidermy work done or substitute in some fuzzy raisins? ;-)
Thinking she still has the real ones, as the at SV1000 isn't in your garage now... hehehe..
 
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