From the wall at Judy's Restaurant in Brisbane (Erin)
Follow your heart but take your brain with you
Beer is cheaper than therapy
I hope your ship comes in before the dock rots
Dear Karma, I have a list of the people you missed
She says I don't listen, or something like that
I want to grow my own food but can't find bacon seeds
My wife always gives me sound advice. 99% sound 1% advice
He who laughs last thinks slowest
Re Judy's restaurant, It's in the country and this time of year your nostrils make you aware of the farmers spreading manure on the fields. If you wanted to go cheap on lunch with a city slicker you could take them there and they'd probably lose their appetite between the car and the restaurant door.