Jokes

[tmas]

 

[GreyGhost]

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Obviously that truck isn't in Brampton often.

 

[mimico_polak]

 

[hdsomeday]

I always thank the self-checkout machine too, you never know......

 

[ifiddles]

my coworkers and I trying to get through the next 38 days (but who's counting! LMAO)

 

[tmas]

 

[DownUnder]

 

[Relax]

Don't know about this. I'm pretty sure those tour de France guys can go faster then most Harleys.

I suppose there's some truth to this if you need to use Photoshop to put it up front.

 

[mimico_polak]

 

[tmas]

 

[GreyGhost]

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A friend went to the hospital about 50 years ago. She thought she was having a kid. A student nurse listened to her belly and went running out of the room. Surprise, there were two kids in there. No big deal, they both fit in the cardboard box with blankets in the back seat of her civic.

 

[nobbie48]

A friend of my wife was always ribbed about coming home from the hospital in a Kielbasa box.

 

[Green Meenie]

 

[GreyGhost]

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Holy hell. You'd be so high in the air with no landing ramp (and a truck right behind you). I used to jump some tracks that were about a 6' hump and got far enough. This exceeds evil knievel level craziness.

 

[dexter]

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[mimico_polak]

 

[Soulcatcher668]

Holy hell. You'd be so high in the air with no landing ramp (and a truck right behind you). I used to jump some tracks that were about a 6' hump and got far enough. This exceeds evil knievel level craziness.

Now you just have to ride down the QEW.

 

[GreyGhost]

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I was in Regina many moons ago and saw "Randy Kuntz Catering" plastered in huge letters on a van. Memorable name but probably not the caterer I would hire.

 

[Baggsy]

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No blinky thing. Truck is a Mercedes or in Ottawa.

Be aware if you come here to visit.
No blinky things, no stopping for signs, or right turn on red. No parking between the lines, no keeping right except to pass.

 

[mimico_polak]

I was in Regina many moons ago and saw "Randy Kuntz Catering" plastered in huge letters on a van. Memorable name but probably not the caterer I would hire.

Best motto I saw on a work van...plumbing business...'Laying pipe since 1985'.

I'll never forget that.