Jokes

[Baggsy]

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[mimico_polak]

 

[nobbie48]

It took me a minute to connect that photo to Melania's.

 

[nobbie48]

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The stories that woman could tell. Listen to this, hold my wine.

 

[nobbie48]

 

[ifiddles]

The govt is pushing assisted suicide for the elderly but this option better……………..

Medicare Part G
Say you are an older senior citizen and can no longer take care of yourself and need Long-Term Care, but the government says there is no Nursing Home care available for you. So, what do you do? You opt for Medicare Part G.

The plan gives anyone 75 or older a gun (Part G) and one bullet. You are allowed to shoot one worthless politician*. This means you will be sent to prison for the rest of your life where you will receive three meals a day, a roof over your head, central heating and air conditioning, cable TV, a library, and all the health care you need. Need new teeth? No problem. Need glasses? That’s great. Need a hearing aid, new hip, knees, kidney, lungs, sex change, or heart? They are all covered!

As an added bonus, your kids can come and visit you at least as often as they do now!
And who will be paying for all of this? The same government that just told you they can’t afford for you to go into a nursing home.
And you will get rid of a useless politician while you are at it!! (And now, because you are a prisoner, you don't have to pay any more income taxes!).
Is this a great country or what?

Now that you have solved your senior Long-Term Care problem, enjoy the rest of your week.
* FYI: Some folks are already complaining that you are limited to only one politician

 

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[Baggsy]

 

[Relax]

Vegtable oil?
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She's clearly doing it wrong!

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[GreyGhost]

She's clearly doing it wrong!

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Typically mini owner. Sorry to those that own and love them.

 

[cvcb]

Typically mini owner. Sorry to those that own and love them.

No worries. Actually, it's not far from the truth...

 

[Hardwrkr13]

Typically mini owner. Sorry to those that own and love them.

Why bother doing wasting money on oil changes as you'll just sell it when the transmission prematurely fails anyways.

 

[backmarkerducati]

I feel bad for Trump, he spent most of his life doing everything he could to avoid paying people and contractors.

He finally pays someone and he gets indicted for it.

 

[Mad Mike]

Rats!

 

[Baggsy]

Rats!

And that's not even close to Parliament.

 

[GreyGhost]

And that's not even close to Parliament.

They don't scamper. They just sit there in plain sight turning our money into smoke.

 

[tmas]