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ifiddles
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A Russian soldier ran up to a nun. Out of breath he asked, “Please, may I hide under your skirt, I'll explain later.” The nun agreed. A moment later two military police ran up and asked: “Sister, have you seen a soldier?” The nun replied, “He went that way.” After the military police ran off, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and said, “I can't thank you enough, Sister. You see, I don't want to go to Ukraine.” The nun said, “I understand completely.” The soldier added, “I hope I'm not rude, but you have a great pair of legs!” The nun replied, “If you had looked a little higher, you would've seen a great pair of balls too. I don't want to go to Ukraine either."
They need to get more side lights on trucks. I don't want to be decapitated.
DownUnder
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A lot of countries require width indicators (side marker lights) at certain points along the length of trailers. Trucking in general seems much less regulated in canada then Australia too.
We need those too. Maybe lights are off in the truck.
Good luck with that. Most vehicle manufacturers are very optimistic with their speedometers. Far cheaper to use a speedo that goes to higher numbers than to increase hp to get you there. For most buyers, they will never know the difference.
Ages ago a friend had a 1957 Buick Roadmaster and the bar type speedometer was jammed at 120 MPH. I drove it once and it had bad shocks. Street car tracks gave it the name Hula Barge. Awesome car if you were into bloated 50's metal.
Like Rally Sport. Decals are cheaper that performance parts.
ifiddles
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@DownUnder reminds me of half my students! LMAO
sburns
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For some reason a trucker group has been showing up in my FB feed, there are a ton of these moments photographed, it's quite embarrassing and strangely funny.
Phone/camera's with instant access to the internet didn't exist back in the day.
Some people's most embarrassing moments will stay hidden.
Edit: Others went on the Newlywed game.
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A Little 10-year-old girl was walking home, alone, from school one day, when a big man on a black motorcycle pulls up beside her.
After following along for a while, turns to her and asks,
"Hey there little girl, do you want to go for a ride?"
"NO!" says the little girl as she keeps on walking.
The motorcyclist again pulls up beside her and asks,
"Hey little girl, I will give you $10 if you hop on the back."
"NO!" says the little girl again as she hurries down the street.
The motorcyclist pulls up beside the little girl again and says,
"Okay kid, my last offer! I'll give you 20 Bucks "and" a Big Bag of Candy if you will just hop on the back of my bike and we will go for a ride."
Finally, the little girl stops and turns towards him and Screams Out...
"Look Dad" "You're the one who bought the Honda instead of the Harley... YOU RIDE IT!!".......
After following along for a while, turns to her and asks,
"Hey there little girl, do you want to go for a ride?"
"NO!" says the little girl as she keeps on walking.
The motorcyclist again pulls up beside her and asks,
"Hey little girl, I will give you $10 if you hop on the back."
"NO!" says the little girl again as she hurries down the street.
The motorcyclist pulls up beside the little girl again and says,
"Okay kid, my last offer! I'll give you 20 Bucks "and" a Big Bag of Candy if you will just hop on the back of my bike and we will go for a ride."
Finally, the little girl stops and turns towards him and Screams Out...
"Look Dad" "You're the one who bought the Honda instead of the Harley... YOU RIDE IT!!".......
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