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[nobbie48]

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I thought that someone had hurled a bucket of battery acid at them from a great distance.

You only said that because you could be banned for making caustic remarks.

 

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[DownUnder]

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More like .
Wife: I forgot my purse, turn around
Me: I'll have to sail to the end of the canal and do a U turn.
Wife: No turn around now, your going to make us late...

 

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[Baggsy]

 

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[timtune]

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Honestly how do they get them on? I have one old pair (with maybe two rips) just for crap jobs and they are a pain to put on.

 

[Baggsy]

Half of people sticky note their password.
More than half of US employees write passwords on sticky notes

 

[GreyGhost]

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[Baggsy]

https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=10159653057755362

Saw the same thing with a boy and a cat.

Here's a different trick:

 

[nobbie48]

https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=10159653057755362

It reminds me of some neighbours. One morning son number one complained that someone had used his toothbrush to wipe their bum. Then mom reminded him that he ate some chocolate just before bedtime.

 

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