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When my son was 8, he made up this riddle:

What has a bottom at it's top?
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Your legs.

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What's brown and rhymes with "snoop"?





















Dr. Dre
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Friendship among Women:** A woman didn't come home one night. The next morning she told her husband that she had slept over at a friend's house.* The man called his wife's 10 best friends.* None of them knew anything about it.

Friendship among Men:* A man didn't come home one night. The next morning he told his wife that he had slept over at a friend's house.* The woman called her husband's 10 best friends.* Eight confirmed that he had slept over, and two said he was still there.*
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A man walks into a zoo.

The only animal he sees is a dog.

He says:

"Wow. What a shitzu."
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What's brown and sticky?










A stick.
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Most expensive fish???









A goldfish ?
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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?











a stick
 
What letters are in the Pirates' alphabet?




I, I, RRRRR & the seven C's
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Two buddies go out to a bar. Later in the evening, one looks across the room, then says to his buddy: Look at those 2 two drunken, pathetic old losers over there! His buddy replies: Dude, that's a mirror.
 
A man goes to a $10 hooker and contracts crabs.
When he goes back to complain, the hooker laughs and says, "What do you expect for $10 -- lobster?"
 
A guy buys a horse on Craigslist using Paypal. When he goes to pick it up the next day, the seller tells him, "Bad news: the horse died last night, but don't worry, I'll refund your money."
The guy says no, he still wants the horse.
"What are you going to do with a dead horse?" asks the seller.
"I'll raffle it off as a live horse," responds the guy.
"When they found out its dead, won't you have to refund all the ticket money?" the seller asks.
The guy says, "No, only the winner's ticket."
 
kellen said:
Those lame ass, squeaky clean, give you a chuckle jokes. Dad jokes
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I love those jokes!

Plus, I'm not sure where the line is drawn here between humour & crude.
For example:
How many dead hookers buried in your basement does it take to change a light bulb ??


















Well, so far not five.
 
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