Ideas for thief prank

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I have several thieves in the office that seem to rummage through the things on my desk looking for loose change when I'm not there. They also steal my gum. I've set up a hidden surveillance and its amazing how in 2 weeks, I've recorded footage of 3 different people whom I don't know that have absolutely no relation to me, come to my desk, and look through my things to take. One was a cleaner who comes only on the weekend... one who comes occasionally during the week at around 9pm and one almost every single morning at 7am.

I'm not really allowed to set up surveillance and I don't want to get anyone fired for stealing my toonies or my gum. Also, I don't want to blow my cover because as soon as they find out I know they're stealing from me, they'll probably stop ... and there goes my entertainment. Also they may tell management I'm recording my office. Anyway, its politics I dont want to get into.

To my surprise, 2 out of the 3 thieves are women.

So my question to you is .... what interesting ways can I get a reaction from the thieves on camera?
The gum thief hasn't been around lately, but I've written a note inside the pack saying "Hey F YOU Stop stealing my gum". I was also thinking of putting a fake spider in my change bin so when the perp sticks her hand in and finds a spider, she'll freak.

This is all comedy for me and my coworkers so the funnier the idea, the better.
 
Lock your drawer or keep valuables away.
There will always be lowlives around
 
Ejaculate into your change bin before you leave work. If you lack semen, soak change in KY.
 
Take a condom and put a little bit of yogurt in it and tie it up. Leave it in the drawer.

Dildo with some peanut butter on it would do wonders.

Glue everything down in the drawer to a false bottom.

That should get you started.
 
Better yet... hide under desk and catch her in the act! Tell her, if she wants to keep her job, umm, well, you know.
Post video on here after ;)
 
Print a picture or set of pictures as they are putting stuff away. leave it on your desk with a 2 dollar or 4 dollar coin as a paper weight. See how long it last.
:D
 
Fart into a balloon and tie it off. Then put the balloon in the drawer with the change. Glue a tack to the drawer allowing the tack to pop the balloon when opening the draw, thus releasing your fart in their face and scaring the **** out of them.
 
I was visiting my sister the other day and I got a little freaked out when I saw what appeared to be a real tarantula on the counter by the phone. It was the shed' shell of one. Looks exactly like the real thing. If you do the spider thing get your hands on one of those.
I would super glue a toonie to my desk to see how long they pry at it.
 
1. Spring load something in the drawer to shoot out
2. Get one of those fake 'time bomb' alarm clocks and place it in there. Once they open the drawer it'll start beeping and the countdown willl start.
3. Tape a used condom to the bottom of the gum pack.
4. Get novelty gum (super ghost pepper spicy)
5. Print pictures of all three caught in the act with red 'X's crossed on them and a date written on it and stick it in the drawer.
6. Put a note saying "Smile, you're on candid camera
7. Get some fake money (sometimes some ads/bookmarks have half of it looking like $100 bills) and stuff a bunch in there, peeking out from under a paperweight.
8. Put a few bullet casings in there.
9. Carefully remove gum from the side of the plastic (in between gums make it less conspicuous) and then coat it with cement glue or something clear.
10. Put a 1lb weight in your drawer adn after every time you find out they steal something, add another 1lbs. After months your drawer should weigh 100 lbs. At this point start putting some good loot in there. Then take all the weights out and watch them bash themselves in the crotch (a la the Office).

The list goes on!
 
The problem with a prank is you risk some sort of health accident or something around those lines, and while they shouldn't be going through your stuff they can also get hurt from it and then start a big stink in the company. just bringing it up!
 
mouse trap
 
Install a speaker in the desk that emits a woman scream every time it opens. Watch them jump sky high.
 
afelotreyu said:
The problem with a prank is you risk some sort of health accident or something around those lines, and while they shouldn't be going through your stuff they can also get hurt from it and then start a big stink in the company. just bringing it up!
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Debbie Downer! ;)

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RockerGuy said:
Lock your drawer or keep valuables away.
There will always be lowlives around
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There are no valuables, only change ... and juicy fruit and excel gum. They didn't go for my juicy fruit though.... even thieves have preference for gum.

SLaP said:
Better yet... hide under desk and catch her in the act! Tell her, if she wants to keep her job, umm, well, you know. Post video on here after ;)
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Catching her would result in them finding out I know. I just want a reaction, but stay somewhat oblivious to the fact that I know.

afelotreyu said:
Print a picture or set of pictures as they are putting stuff away. leave it on your desk with a 2 dollar or 4 dollar coin as a paper weight. See how long it last. :D
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I thought of that but that would end the game.

killerkeith said:
Fart into a balloon and tie it off. Then put the balloon in the drawer with the change. Glue a tack to the drawer allowing the tack to pop the balloon when opening the draw, thus releasing your fart in their face and scaring the **** out of them.
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I like this, but she doesn't go through my drawers, only the stuff on top of my desk. Maybe some variation of this though I don't know how I'd hide the balloon or fart in it for that matter. The idea is win though.


afelotreyu said:
The problem with a prank is you risk some sort of health accident or something around those lines, and while they shouldn't be going through your stuff they can also get hurt from it and then start a big stink in the company. just bringing it up!
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Exactly, can't be too hazardous.

ABadjusterrider_5 said:
Install a speaker in the desk that emits a woman scream every time it opens. Watch them jump sky high.
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My camera is motion activated and the program I use to run can trigger a sound to play from the speakers.... interesting ...
 
killerkeith said:
Ejaculate into your change bin before you leave work. If you lack semen, soak change in KY.
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Oh yeh, I really love it when they play with my semen
 
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