I always felt flying is too cheap....

Maybe it’s Gods way of telling me to stay off GTAM during the workday…..


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Not gods, it’s the IT guys at your work.
 
In another life I flew Bearskin Airlines - no problem, everything was carryon. ;)
I used to fly them a lot when they ran from Buttonville to Ottawa and Montreal. You carted all your stuff to the plane and tossed in on a cart or brought it into the cabin if there was room.
 
And if you really must because reasons, you always follow the “if it’s yellow let it mellow” rules.

My sisters boat has a valve installed on the water intake that allows you to cut off the water feed so you can still flush pee if you reallly want, but it doesn’t send 5L of lake water unnecessarily along for the ride with every flush.
I used to keep a milk-bag jug in the head. Fill then dump overboard.
 
Why are guys peeing in a head? That's a fail from the beginning.

So , since someone else started it lol . You pee in a head after dark , no peeing over the side at night ever . Huge percentage of lost boaters are found with thier fly open . Also if your racing and these days it’s often mixed fleets , waving your Johnson between races over the side will get you DSQd , for a year . And you never let yellow mellow , you push that through the head with a good fresh water follow-up. Pump outs are way cheaper than new hoses when the piss smell soaks in ( which is about three months )
And never go near an airplane bathroom without putting your shoes on , every flight is a piss parade . Or puke . Most dudes can’t hit a stationary urinal in a bar , how they gonna hit a moving target ?


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So , since someone else started it lol . You pee in a head after dark , no peeing over the side at night ever . Huge percentage of lost boaters are found with thier fly open . Also if your racing and these days it’s often mixed fleets , waving your Johnson between races over the side will get you DSQd , for a year . And you never let yellow mellow , you push that through the head with a good fresh water follow-up. Pump outs are way cheaper than new hoses when the piss smell soaks in ( which is about three months )
And never go near an airplane bathroom without putting your shoes on , every flight is a piss parade . Or puke . Most dudes can’t hit a stationary urinal in a bar , how they gonna hit a moving target ?


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I don't piss over the side often. Normally into a milk pitcher and dump over the side. Keeps me inside the boat.
 
So , since someone else started it lol . You pee in a head after dark , no peeing over the side at night ever . Huge percentage of lost boaters are found with thier fly open . Also if your racing and these days it’s often mixed fleets , waving your Johnson between races over the side will get you DSQd , for a year . And you never let yellow mellow , you push that through the head with a good fresh water follow-up. Pump outs are way cheaper than new hoses when the piss smell soaks in ( which is about three months )
And never go near an airplane bathroom without putting your shoes on , every flight is a piss parade . Or puke . Most dudes can’t hit a stationary urinal in a bar , how they gonna hit a moving target ?


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I’ve seen people walk to the airplane bathroom in socks and some have gone barefoot…

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