high heels and motorcycles

This is where you sit back and wait for natural selection to kick in...

Sorry, I'm super lame wearing full gear in 35 C heat. Nothing sexy about that all. Oh well.
I was dating a girl a few weeks ago, we met at a gas station when we were both filling up... She was gorgeous, and a little bit sweaty with helmet hair. She was in pretty much full gear, with her fitted jacked unzipped just enough for some "ventilation". She was shocked a guy was attracted to a sweaty girl, but it worked!
She did wear just normal knee high heeled boots, and for the couple weeks we saw each other, I really tried to convince her she would be a better rider without them, but she said she was comfortable that way so I didn't make a big deal of it.
Too bad she had a big enough drinking problem that it bothered me enough to stop seeing her.

There are some girls that race MX in my club... And there is nothing sexier than a sweaty, slightly dirty girl walking around in nice fitting MX pants with the belt undone and a sports bra.

Makeup - bare minimum. Rubs/sweats off so not worth the fight.
I'm a huge fan of the no make up thing pretty much all the time.

Your g/f must be one of these types
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I guess I'm one of THESE types
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drools a little...





Haha.. I like this girl.. she's funny.. you're alright short stop.

Curious.. where does one of these types fall in?

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We have all 3 of these types at work.
One actually had to convince all the guys she was gay, nobody believed her. It was a real shame 'cause she was just about the perfect girl.
Some pull the ellen look, and you can pretty much assume they are gay, its no real shock to anyone and it's accepted.
And some have look #3, which is actually confusing. Some really are that butchy and your assumptions on her orientation are right, but we have one who you would swear is all about the clam, but she's all for some pole... Confusing!
 
That does look sexy, but i admit I am too chicken to go in anything less then riding boots, leather jacket and my Kevlar jeans. Just value my skin too much I guess.

ah i admit though wouldn't be below a nice photo shoot with some heels and shorty shorts ;D
 
That does look sexy, but i admit I am too chicken to go in anything less then riding boots, leather jacket and my Kevlar jeans. Just value my skin too much I guess.

ah i admit though wouldn't be below a nice photo shoot with some heels and shorty shorts ;D

I have a DSLR I need some practice with, and a couple nice bikes to choose from ;)
 
That does look sexy, but i admit I am too smart to go in anything less then riding boots, leather jacket and my Kevlar jeans. Just value my skin too much I guess.

ah i admit though wouldn't be below a nice photo shoot with some heels and shorty shorts ;D

fixed for you. ;)
 
some serious shoes here, interesting use of a kickstand

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I'm not sure if it's the shadows, but there looks to be some cankles going on there... = do not want.
 
I'm not sure if it's the shadows, but there looks to be some cankles going on there... = do not want.

you're disappointing your reputation
 
Thanks for the suggestions! I will youtube the french braid updos later. Thanks!

Very welcome :)

dry shampooo!!!

Hmm, I keep hearing awesome things about that stuff. Guess I should pick some up and try it finally.

Your life, your skin, and then everyone else's responsibility when things go wrong - that part is missing! I bought full mesh gear with built-in protection just so that I don't have the "it's too hot" excuse and skimp out of wearing my gear. It's not as good as full leathers, that I know, and I'm shopping for a set, but it's better than a mini-skirt or shorts and a t-shirt!

I have to admit that I'm actually surprised that as an instructor, advertising your school in your signature, you're not advocating for at least wearing your school's minimum requirement for its classes? Given how many riders you meet with your job, you must hear many stories of ones that aren't so lucky?


I’m pretty sure you’ve formulated your opinion of me already so I’m going to just explain myself and you take it however and judge however you want.
Being an instructor, our job is to teach how to protect ones self. We teach what the optimal option is and what are your alternatives. It is then everyone’s job to make their own judgement for their own person. I am not perfect, no one is. And I am not going to even try to be. Also I cannot throw a blinder on every student so they don’t see the bikers who go out in flip flops and shorts. Yes I chose to ride without a coat from time to time, and yes I wear a shorty helmet. That’s my choice. When students ask me, that’s how I explain it. Be aware of the risks, be aware of your options and then pick what you want to do. Don’t judge others for doing above or below you, they made their decisions. And honestly I’m the first one to let someone know I’m proud of them, in full leathers on a hot day. If you want to try to make me feel bad and feel like a horrible example. Then please feel free, but you will not succeed. And I will ask that you take this to PM if you wish to continue to chastise me.

As for blaming everyone else for one’s own mistakes. That’s a personality issue not an issue with a choice. Look at those people and you will see that they blame the car for them cutting someone off. Or blame the computer for that spelling error. They never make mistakes. This has nothing to do with motorcycling.

I'm voting for outlawing motorcycles....You crazy people don't need to ride motorcycles when a car is so much safer!! Think how much we'd save in health care if motorcycles were outlawed!

You should start by selling your motorcycle and only driving a car to be safe and help us all save!!

Bahahahaha Paul you rock!!!
 
It is unanimous, we voted and you and dodgingwrenches should settle this by following the thread title.
Please post pics of you on your bikes with high heels on and in revealing clothing for bonus points.
 
It is unanimous, we voted and you and dodgingwrenches should settle this by following the thread title.
Please post pics of you on your bikes with high heels on and in revealing clothing for bonus points.
+1

agreed.
 
It is unanimous, we voted and you and dodgingwrenches should settle this by following the thread title.
Please post pics of you on your bikes with high heels on and in revealing clothing for bonus points.

And how are you going to enforce this vote?!? cus A: I dont post photos like that on here and B: I dont see how you are going to make me.
 
Heels on bikes? Watch out or the fashion police will get you..
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