high heels and motorcycles

Great thread!!!
 
There is an inverse relationship between heel length and thickness to the size of the wearers vagina.

Similar to the direct relationship between the size of her hoop earings and the size of her ******* after an evening in the VIP room on reggae night.
 
Sexy sweaty women most guys dont have a problem with

There is no point even trying to be "sexy" when you're out riding. Either way, you're stuck with helmet hair ;)
 
There is no point even trying to be "sexy" when you're out riding. Either way, you're stuck with helmet hair ;)
helmet hair is like prepping for sex hair
and yeah you dont TRY to be sexy when youre riding, the fact that you are just issss

just like women riding but on skis/snowboards
yummy
 
There is no point even trying to be "sexy" when you're out riding. Either way, you're stuck with helmet hair ;)

Lol you are so right! Helmet hair is my only concern cuz i can put sexy outfits and heels in my back pack but i haven't found out a way to deal with helmet hair yet...
 
I can barely WALK in heels, it would be a big hot mess if I tried to ride in them.

No offense to you straight ladies, but you're all bat$*&# crazy for wearing high heels, EVAR.
 
I can barely WALK in heels, it would be a big hot mess if I tried to ride in them.

No offense to you straight ladies, but you're all bat$*&# crazy for wearing high heels, EVAR.

Lies - I have a g/f who is of your persuasion, and when she dresses up it almost always includes killer heels, and that girl can rock 'em (makes me cry a tear everytime she does so, as I'm always inclined to attempt to convert her to liking us tripods again...).
 
Ladies, my wife would like to know how y'all handle the makeup situation while wearing your lid. She was debating picking up a modular helmet, but a saleswoman from RD recommended not buying one.
 
Ladies, my wife would like to know how y'all handle the makeup situation while wearing your lid. She was debating picking up a modular helmet, but a saleswoman from RD recommended not buying one.

I do full make up without foundation and blush. Eye makeup is the most important and luckily it doesnt get smudged by a full face helmet.
 
Makeup - bare minimum. Rubs/sweats off so not worth the fight.
 
Ladies, my wife would like to know how y'all handle the makeup situation while wearing your lid. She was debating picking up a modular helmet, but a saleswoman from RD recommended not buying one.

I just tell my girl to not wear make up, period.
She usually just puts on mascara/eye liner but that's about it.
 
I just tell my girl to not wear make up, period.
She usually just puts on mascara/eye liner but that's about it.

I know what u mean, I keep telling her she's gonna look like Heath ledgers' stunt double when she takes her lid off, lol
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This is where you sit back and wait for natural selection to kick in...

Sorry, I'm super lame wearing full gear in 35 C heat. Nothing sexy about that all. Oh well.
Its personal choice. Only you are saying its lame. Your life, your skin, your choice. Likewise for me. I make my choices as you do yours. Will I refuse to ride with someone in full leathers on a 35+ day, **** no. I respect them. Me, I'm in my jeans and t-shirt.
 
Lol you are so right! Helmet hair is my only concern cuz i can put sexy outfits and heels in my back pack but i haven't found out a way to deal with helmet hair yet...

I do a French braid and then pin it up into a bun at work. Leave it slightly messy for the boho look. Or I bring a brush and do it at work.

Ladies, my wife would like to know how y'all handle the makeup situation while wearing your lid. She was debating picking up a modular helmet, but a saleswoman from RD recommended not buying one.

I do my full make up and carry some foundation and lipstick for touch ups. Only days I have an issue is when it’s really cold out and my face is a mess from my eyes watering. Those days I do my makeup at work.
 
I do a French braid and then pin it up into a bun at work. Leave it slightly messy for the boho look. Or I bring a brush and do it at work.

How do you make your hair puffy again after it's flattened by the helmet? :)
 
Lies - I have a g/f who is of your persuasion, and when she dresses up it almost always includes killer heels, and that girl can rock 'em (makes me cry a tear everytime she does so, as I'm always inclined to attempt to convert her to liking us tripods again...).

Your g/f must be one of these types
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I guess I'm one of THESE types
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How do you make your hair puffy again after it's flattened by the helmet? :)

Either back comb the top a bit before I do the braid and then hairspray, or I tease it a bit when the helmet comes off. I usually need to run to the bathroom to change into a skirt anyways so I take a sec to adjust my hair if I need to. If you rock the slightly messy look, it makes it SOOOOO much easier. I save the sleek styles for winter lol.

Honestly, I spent an afternoon youtubing braid updos and have been rocking some since just to change it up. There's a cool off to the side one that still looks like **** but I'm determined to get it down and look good lol.
 
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