Best article ever. I almost cried from laughter.Reminds me of this one:
Her Diary / His Diary
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Plus, these two ppl are a couple, the communication shouldnt be as minimal as if you are dealing with a stranger. And I'm damn sure you guys talk A LOT with your mechanics, even on non-bike related topics...e.g. baseball games or hot chicks...etc etc etc... lol! So, talk to your girls a bit more as well... and don't keep your mouth shut just because we may not be able to help or understand.
am I right, am I right, or am I right?
You're obviously not married. When you first find your mate, you discuss your life before the mate, once those stories are used up, you're left to discuss daily occurances. That coincides with a point in your life when generally not much interesting happens on a daily basis. (get up, drive to work, work, drive home, shag, sleep). And since you see this person every day, they know about the little changes in your life. Not to mention, chances are, you have different hobbies/inerests so there's another thing you don't talk about (guys couldn't possibly care less about shopping, diamonds, or how that bi7ch looks in the same dress you have). With the mechanic, we see them infrequently unless you own a harley or bmw, so something has changed in your life, and whether it's sports, chicks, motor vehicles, there's always some common ground.
Finally, why the hell do you always have to be talking? It's so nice to just be comfortable enough to sit with some one and shut the **** up.
mg so funny
the problem is he shut himself off from her and everything else makes him look like a little kid who's toy is taken from him ...
maybe she should go with someone who is better at communication in relationship ...
wait!. its a joke and im taking it too serious...sorry in a nerd mood this morning
You got it. Obviously she cares about him and wants him to be happy, see's that he's not, and is worried. That's a GOOD thing. She probably would put on the sexy dress if she knew it would cheer him up and knew what was bothering him.
And ya I reserve my right to take this action in case the "communication" doesn't work out well. High five WestEnd!
^5!
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NealT
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how's this as well. He has a problem and his wife can't really help him. Doesn't want to bother her with his problems unnecessarily, rightly or wrongly chooses to tell her it's no biggie and not elaborate. Unfortunately since guys can be single minded, he's preoccupied in trying to diagnose the issue so appears distant etc because he's deep in thought.
I guess it all depends, does he want to be sleeping "with her"? Or just in the same bed? lol!
Kri$han
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Orly? I will put your theory to the test LOL
I should mention that most upsetting technical issues are with "her" bike that has somehow become "my" responsibility to fix... :\ But I'm simple, as long as there's sandwiches and beer, I'm happy.
Yup we specialize in different areas. By the way I'm sure your girl has a lot more to offer besides sandwiches and beer. lol!
Can't talk an engine running, the mouth doesn't solve everything.You guys have had experienced some dramatic girls? lol!
Ok, if I were the wife, "I" wouldn't expect "you" to explain the details of the technical issues. BUT, "you" could have told "me" that, you are worried about/pre-occupied by a problem of your motocycle. problem solved. both ppl would be happy cuz "I" probably couldn't care less about "your" motorcycle and it would shut "me" up right away.
Plus, these two ppl are a couple, the communication shouldnt be as minimal as if you are dealing with a stranger. And I'm damn sure you guys talk A LOT with your mechanics, even on non-bike related topics...e.g. baseball games or hot chicks...etc etc etc... lol! So, talk to your girls a bit more as well... and don't keep your mouth shut just because we may not be able to help or understand.
am I right, am I right, or am I right?
i am a guy and although OP post is funny - I agree with ladies. Like it or not - it is always man's fault, you can't win this game. So say something to your woman - she'll appreciate it and you'll be rewarded (or at the very minimum you will carry minimum sentence
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ATTS
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Can't agree with that one.i am a guy and although OP post is funny - I agree with ladies. Like it or not - it is always man's fault, you can't win this game. So say something to your woman - she'll appreciate it and you'll be rewarded (or at the very minimum you will carry minimum sentence
motorsiklet
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i agree with u on this , if he ever told her that his bike isnt starting and he is ****** because he cant fix it and gotto take it to bike shop where his bike will be there for 2 weeks to get fixed , so he wont be riding for a while , she might try to understand and put a sexy dress at night so he can ride her and be happy . the problem is he shut himself off from her and everything else makes him look like a little kid who's toy is taken from him ...
maybe she should go with someone who is better at communication in relationship ...
wait!. its a joke and im taking it too serious
Im a guy btw , the one happily married for 5 years
OpenGambit
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Guy has problem, guy does **** to piss off girl, guy how has 2 problems.
Guy could have solved problem with one sentence = stupid guy.
Guy could have solved problem with one sentence = stupid guy.
^Husband of the year. Edit: I meant Mongol... I guess I was too slow... lol!
jokes aside, I actually think this story could apply both ways.
Imagine it's a story about your gf/wife being pre-occupied/bothered/distracted by something that you have no clue about, for the whoooooole night, and doesn't talk to you at all. You would think something's up wouldn't you. And when you ask her if there's anything wrong, she keeps saying "no there's nothing wrong" while still being worried, wouldn't you feel a bit uneasy and worried as well?
The best solution would be her telling you simple and straight: "Honey I can't find the little black dress that I wore last night." She shouldn't expect you to know where the dress is, but it doesn't mean that she shouldn't tell you what's bothering her. And now that you get your answer, you can sit back and relax while watching your football game. End of the story.
jokes aside, I actually think this story could apply both ways.
Imagine it's a story about your gf/wife being pre-occupied/bothered/distracted by something that you have no clue about, for the whoooooole night, and doesn't talk to you at all. You would think something's up wouldn't you. And when you ask her if there's anything wrong, she keeps saying "no there's nothing wrong" while still being worried, wouldn't you feel a bit uneasy and worried as well?
The best solution would be her telling you simple and straight: "Honey I can't find the little black dress that I wore last night." She shouldn't expect you to know where the dress is, but it doesn't mean that she shouldn't tell you what's bothering her. And now that you get your answer, you can sit back and relax while watching your football game. End of the story.
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I guess you are not married or don't have a girlfriend - it's always a man's fault
. Perhaps I should specify - it always a man's fault in official history books kept by women Trust me - just admit it and u'll be on your way to happy land. Good friend of mine told me I need to only remember two things when dealing with woman:- Happy Wife = Happy Life
- magic saving phrase: "You are right, I am wrong and I am sorry".
If you use them properly - you are golden and you can even buy this extra bike you always wanted and get forgiveness (eventually
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I guess you are not married or don't have a girlfriend - it's always a man's fault
- Happy Wife = Happy Life
- magic saving phrase: "You are right, I am wrong and I am sorry".
If you use them properly - you are golden and you can even buy this extra bike you always wanted and get forgiveness (eventually
Sounds like a friendly prison sentence.
OpenGambit
Banned
Funny thing is all the people that say "oh telling her won't make a difference anyway" and completely neglected the fact that the guy brooding all day didn't make a difference either.
a real man would be able to put that aside, have a nice dinner ( and enjoy it - **** you are supposed to be a nice restaurant ), not piss off his wife, and either (a) fix it on the weekend, or (b) get someone else to fix it on the weekend.
There is no universe where your motorcycle > your family. Its just a bike.
a real man would be able to put that aside, have a nice dinner ( and enjoy it - **** you are supposed to be a nice restaurant ), not piss off his wife, and either (a) fix it on the weekend, or (b) get someone else to fix it on the weekend.
There is no universe where your motorcycle > your family. Its just a bike.
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I got my side working - much harder to get her to say what's on her mind
To all guys - any girl wants to be appreciated and to know that you listen to her. And quite often just listening is enough - sometimes she would share something with me and I would jump to solutioning right away only to find her really ****** at me. She never expected a solution - she just wanted to share something with me. And it goes both ways - it's enough for me to just tell her that I am still working on this customer issue/fixing grass on the backyard/repairing roof leak and she is cool and won't bother me.
try it - takes very little effort and goes a long way
haha - depends how u look at it
Sometimes it is a reward and sometimes I am happy to just get friendly prison sentence and thank God for leaving me alive 
