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RockerGuy said:
Jeeze, no wonder I'm not scoring, my standards are too high. Maybe I should search thru with "keywords":

1. No Job
2. No car
3. No cell phone (this has actually been confirmed....not bs)
4. Criminal record (Seriously)
5. Favorite artist: Justin Bieber (yes, she is legal age.....though admittedly not by a whole lot LOL)
6. Pot Smoker (this wouldn't be a huge deal normally but with all the other stuff....)
7. lousy kisser
8. Intelligence of an 8 year old
9. Total and complete flake and unreliable (impossible to make plans with)
10. EXTREMELY attractive.....her only redeeming quality.



ps. no offense Roasted
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He probably has pics from his competitions up there which disqualifies him from half the ppl on there that say don't talk to them if u have a pic with your shirt off.

So that leave the other 1/2 which are 18-24 year old who have no job, and wanna party which means he flashes his muckles and they give him some pie. #WIN
 
RockerGuy said:
Jeeze, no wonder I'm not scoring, my standards are too high. Maybe I should search thru with "keywords":

1. No Job
2. No car
3. No cell phone (this has actually been confirmed....not bs)
4. Criminal record (Seriously)
5. Favorite artist: Justin Bieber (yes, she is legal age.....though admittedly not by a whole lot LOL)
6. Pot Smoker (this wouldn't be a huge deal normally but with all the other stuff....)
7. lousy kisser
8. Intelligence of an 8 year old
9. Total and complete flake and unreliable (impossible to make plans with)
10. EXTREMELY attractive.....her only redeeming quality.



ps. no offense Roasted
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Unfortunately, none of that stuff is in the profile, except #10 and maybe #2.

Oh, the reason for #2 is cause her car was repoed by police (see also #4)
 
Plenty of fish was fun, back in the day. But then as you get older, and more important matters take precedent, there is no time to "get to know" someone before determining if they'll sleep with you or not.

Plus, with the advent of legalized escorts and what not - for the same amount of time and money it'll cost you to get ready, pick her up, dine her out, and take her around the city - you can preorder a smoking hot russian blonde who barely knows four words of english come straight to your door, and call you "Dimitry" for an hour.

Unless, of course, your date consisted of a discount movie at rainbow theatres and hanging out at Tim Hortons. In which case, you weren't getting laid anyhow.
 
Roasted said:
Unfortunately, none of that stuff is in the profile, except #10 and maybe #2.

Oh, the reason for #2 is cause her car was repoed by police (see also #4)
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Don't get me wrong bud, u've got more game than what I would ever dream of, lol.

Araqiels said:
Plus, with the advent of legalized escorts and what not - for the same amount of time and money it'll cost you to get ready, pick her up, dine her out, and take her around the city - you can preorder a smoking hot russian blonde who barely knows four words of english come straight to your door, and call you "Dimitry" for an hour.

Unless, of course, your date consisted of a discount movie at rainbow theatres and hanging out at Tim Hortons. In which case, you weren't getting laid anyhow.
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I follow your logic my friend!

You get all the action and none of the naggin', lol.

...except the STDs :D
 
In Soviet Russia, YOU infect STD!
 
RockerGuy said:
Don't get me wrong bud, u've got more game than what I would ever dream of, lol.



I follow your logic my friend!

You get all the action and none of the naggin', lol.

...except the STDs :D
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sounds to me like Rocker is looking to get Roasted.


dare i say ma ma man crush????
 
rutakin said:
He probably has pics from his competitions up there which disqualifies him from half the ppl on there that say don't talk to them if u have a pic with your shirt off.
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Let's say you're being set up with a girl that claims she's "not into guys with money" cause she's "not shallow". What do you think would happen if you pulled up to her house in a Ferrari? She's gonna say "sorry, I'm not interested, you have too much money?"





Just sayin'
 
lil sushi said:
LOL...double bag it...it's all good.
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Word on the street is, it doesn't make a difference

rutakin said:
sounds to me like Rocker is looking to get Roasted.


dare i say ma ma man crush????
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Say what u will, guy's my hero.

Sounds to me rutakin is not comfortable with his sexuality
 
Roasted said:
Let's say you're being set up with a girl that claims she's "not into guys with money" cause she's "not shallow". What do you think would happen if you pulled up to her house in a Ferrari? She's gonna say "sorry, I'm not interested, you have too much money?"





Just sayin'
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true that, its a big part of who you are. I just laugh at those chicks because they pretend to be all intellectual and artsy and its just a front.
 
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killerkeith said:
Roasted needs his own section for date reports and results. I'd pay to read that.
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he needs to learn that #10 doesn't trump 1-9.

ok well, more like #10 doesn't trump crazy, nothing like waking up to a face staring at you saying "Do you really like me?"
 
killerkeith said:
Roasted needs his own section for date reports and results. I'd pay to read that.
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Would it be a one time fee or monthly subscription?

I'd join.
 
killerkeith said:
one time fee to read, but monthly to see pics and video. We could make some real coin even if we just make **** up.
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Do you take paypal?
 
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