So girls...i was thinking..we should stage a fight so we can all kiss and make up?!
LOL....Deja vu...lol..we've had this convo before right? I believe the conclusion was i was too busy we were trying to find a play date? =P
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Fish dating site hahha
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LOL....Deja vu...lol..we've had this convo before right? I believe the conclusion was i was too busy we were trying to find a play date? =P
killerkeith
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So in that 3some situation does gilligan get to penetrate you...since you brought it up and all.
Thanks in advance.
Lmao... Actually it would the ladies playing and me watching from my "masturbation chair"...
killerkeith
Well-known member
Lmao... Actually it would the ladies playing and me watching from my "masturbation chair"...
Do you at least get to "direct" this movie?
I'm just gonna put it out there...James12Lucy and Gilligan are lucky *** mo fos...lol..just sayin'
Edit...so it makes a little more sense?
Edit...so it makes a little more sense?
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Didnt till last summerSince then been nothing but total happiness
Hence hes not in the picture.
I'm single
Shhhh.
Always room for you in the picture
^
I'm single
Hugs sorry I'm not
dr_sarcasm
Well-known member
Lmao... Actually it would the ladies playing and me watching from my "masturbation chair"...
...you're going to need a good videographer for this production...
Hi there.
:agave:
Who Dat?
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fitandfun1
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Lmfao!!!!!
Hahaha, thats what they like the public to believe
Teacher instincts kicking in??
Damn, I need to learn from that dude, normally I have to wack them in the head to convince them to even get in my car
Hahahaha, dude, u're crackin me up...
Knowing OP, I'm sure he is, lol
I carry mines on me all the time
I've met a few girls off POF....no crazy tie up stories but here is a sample:
The last chick I hung out with off POF was like this:
1. No Job
2. No car
3. No cell phone (this has actually been confirmed....not bs)
4. Criminal record (Seriously)
5. Favorite artist: Justin Bieber (yes, she is legal age.....though admittedly not by a whole lot LOL)
6. Pot Smoker (this wouldn't be a huge deal normally but with all the other stuff....)
7. lousy kisser
8. Intelligence of an 8 year old
9. Total and complete flake and unreliable (impossible to make plans with)
10. EXTREMELY attractive.....her only redeeming quality.
Admittedly I've hung out with her quite a few times (see # 10 for explanation)
Another chick that I never ended up meeting up with (she very much so had the "girl next door" look, good job, good education, etc.):
1. Rejects me at first cause she decides I'm out of her league.....da fawk?
2. Later sends me pictures of herself dildoing herself ..... I get these pictures while I'm taking my 14 year old sister to the dentist LOL...it's all good lol
3. After all this, calling me at 3 am once drunk, and some sexting she's in town and decides to suddenly completely start ignoring me out of nowhere.....I deleted all her contacts right away and that was the end of that....kept the pics of course, but no, I'm not posting them LOL
Another chick:
1. Tells me she's an alcoholic on first (and last) date. She was also THE WORST kisser I've ever met in my life. The second worst being girl #1.
Another girl:
1. Had to cut the date short because of her laser hair removal appointment for her vagina right after the date.........that's how you know you're not getting laid. Fact she didn't schedule it after! lol Ok, this one wasn't that bad and I hung out with her a few times before that but just thought it was funny.
There was a few more normal dates but these are some of the highlights. Than again I've met some equally weird women elsewhere (mostly clubs......coke problems, other drugs, etc.) Weird people are everywhere. What can I say though; I have a strong sense of "Adventure" and I always seem to seek out the weirdos.
SO now ladies and gentlement, I ask you......why WOULDN'T you use that site with this much potential for entertainment?
The last chick I hung out with off POF was like this:
1. No Job
2. No car
3. No cell phone (this has actually been confirmed....not bs)
4. Criminal record (Seriously)
5. Favorite artist: Justin Bieber (yes, she is legal age.....though admittedly not by a whole lot LOL)
6. Pot Smoker (this wouldn't be a huge deal normally but with all the other stuff....)
7. lousy kisser
8. Intelligence of an 8 year old
9. Total and complete flake and unreliable (impossible to make plans with)
10. EXTREMELY attractive.....her only redeeming quality.
Admittedly I've hung out with her quite a few times (see # 10 for explanation)
Another chick that I never ended up meeting up with (she very much so had the "girl next door" look, good job, good education, etc.):
1. Rejects me at first cause she decides I'm out of her league.....da fawk?
2. Later sends me pictures of herself dildoing herself ..... I get these pictures while I'm taking my 14 year old sister to the dentist LOL...it's all good lol
3. After all this, calling me at 3 am once drunk, and some sexting she's in town and decides to suddenly completely start ignoring me out of nowhere.....I deleted all her contacts right away and that was the end of that....kept the pics of course, but no, I'm not posting them LOL
Another chick:
1. Tells me she's an alcoholic on first (and last) date. She was also THE WORST kisser I've ever met in my life. The second worst being girl #1.
Another girl:
1. Had to cut the date short because of her laser hair removal appointment for her vagina right after the date.........that's how you know you're not getting laid. Fact she didn't schedule it after! lol Ok, this one wasn't that bad and I hung out with her a few times before that but just thought it was funny.
There was a few more normal dates but these are some of the highlights. Than again I've met some equally weird women elsewhere (mostly clubs......coke problems, other drugs, etc.) Weird people are everywhere. What can I say though; I have a strong sense of "Adventure" and I always seem to seek out the weirdos.
SO now ladies and gentlement, I ask you......why WOULDN'T you use that site with this much potential for entertainment?
Araqiels
Well-known member
What was your reason for being there?
Also, all the girls I've met off of there, I've walked away after thoroughly scrubbing my balls clean thinking, "and that's why you'll remain single.."
Quick,call cat! Im sure she can hide and nurture you till things cool down..
Shes got my number and our house keys. Plus she knows shes always welcome. Its in her hands now
My reason was to try to get back into the dating scene. Just got out of a two year relationship. Was seeing if anything clicked but didnt have much hope that anything would. And thankfully never slept with anyone off there.
I've met a few girls off POF....no crazy tie up stories but here is a sample:
The last chick I hung out with off POF was like this:
1. No Job
2. No car
3. No cell phone (this has actually been confirmed....not bs)
4. Criminal record (Seriously)
5. Favorite artist: Justin Bieber (yes, she is legal age.....though admittedly not by a whole lot LOL)
6. Pot Smoker (this wouldn't be a huge deal normally but with all the other stuff....)
7. lousy kisser
8. Intelligence of an 8 year old
9. Total and complete flake and unreliable (impossible to make plans with)
10. EXTREMELY attractive.....her only redeeming quality.
Admittedly I've hung out with her quite a few times (see # 10 for explanation)
Another chick that I never ended up meeting up with (she very much so had the "girl next door" look, good job, good education, etc.):
1. Rejects me at first cause she decides I'm out of her league.....da fawk?
2. Later sends me pictures of herself dildoing herself ..... I get these pictures while I'm taking my 14 year old sister to the dentist LOL...it's all good lol
3. After all this, calling me at 3 am once drunk, and some sexting she's in town and decides to suddenly completely start ignoring me out of nowhere.....I deleted all her contacts right away and that was the end of that....kept the pics of course, but no, I'm not posting them LOL
Another chick:
1. Tells me she's an alcoholic on first (and last) date. She was also THE WORST kisser I've ever met in my life. The second worst being girl #1.
Another girl:
1. Had to cut the date short because of her laser hair removal appointment for her vagina right after the date.........that's how you know you're not getting laid. Fact she didn't schedule it after! lol Ok, this one wasn't that bad and I hung out with her a few times before that but just thought it was funny.
There was a few more normal dates but these are some of the highlights. Than again I've met some equally weird women elsewhere (mostly clubs......coke problems, other drugs, etc.) Weird people are everywhere. What can I say though; I have a strong sense of "Adventure" and I always seem to seek out the weirdos.
SO now ladies and gentlement, I ask you......why WOULDN'T you use that site with this much potential for entertainment?
Jeeze, no wonder I'm not scoring, my standards are too high. Maybe I should search thru with "keywords":
1. No Job
2. No car
3. No cell phone (this has actually been confirmed....not bs)
4. Criminal record (Seriously)
5. Favorite artist: Justin Bieber (yes, she is legal age.....though admittedly not by a whole lot LOL)
6. Pot Smoker (this wouldn't be a huge deal normally but with all the other stuff....)
7. lousy kisser
8. Intelligence of an 8 year old
9. Total and complete flake and unreliable (impossible to make plans with)
10. EXTREMELY attractive.....her only redeeming quality.
ps. no offense Roasted
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