Female riders waving

[VanillaGorilla]

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No we don't!! I have no problems masturbating and moaning on the phone....

use the phone to masturbate, frees up one of your hands for some arse action.

Nah, use the phone to talk, frees up her muffin for me to chow down on.

Wow this thread took a quick turn for the better, koodos to you lil sushi

 

[jooce]

Which finger? The Thumb or the middle? Lets not argue about how the thumb is not a finger -_-'...

Don't be silly, a thumb wouldn't intimidate me.

 

[Diesel_X]

I find that most people wave back, except those angry bikers that hate anyone who doesn't ride a Hog! I actually had a girl wave to me first riding North on the DVP a few days ago, well I hope it was a girl and not some crazy guy with long hair and a pink helmet!

 

[jibbijib]

Womens hands aren't meant for waving, they're meant for making sandwiches.

 

[Bignoga]

Womens hands aren't meant for waving, they're meant for making sandwiches.

I think the best we can do is tell them to pretend they are reaching for a new bottle on mayo from the middle shelf.

 

[lil sushi]

Wow this thread took a quick turn for the better, koodos to you lil sushi

Why thank you sir...however I don't believe my obvious tactic at thread hijacking worked...we're now onto the topic of making sangwiches *facepalm*

 

[anth1414]

Why thank you sir...however I don't believe my obvious tactic at thread hijacking worked...we're now onto the topic of making sangwiches *facepalm*

if you were any good at multi tasking, you'd be able to make a sangwhich and masterbate.

 

[stevex]

Having issues getting noticed by women on your motorcycle? I just thrust my pelvis violently at them. Guaranteed reaction. This doesn't just work while riding either. Try it out.

 

[lil sushi]

if you were any good at multi tasking, you'd be able to make a sangwhich and masterbate.

eewwww...there are just hygiene issues written all over that!!

 

[rutakin]

eewwww...there are just hygiene issues written all over that!!

so you've never kissed lips/face freshly wet from your crotch spraying them?

 

[El Zilcho]

eewwww...there are just hygiene issues written all over that!!

Don't switch hands. Keep condiments away from your body...

 

[VanillaGorilla]

eewwww...there are just hygiene issues written all over that!!

not really, both the sammich and the taco are considered staple foods by many men

 

[Diesel_X]

I just puked a little!

 

[VanillaGorilla]

I just puked a little!

pussy

 

[Diesel_X]

pussy

Maybe later if I'm lucky!

 

[VanillaGorilla]

Maybe later if I'm lucky!

hahahaha nice

 

[jennaboo]

I just thrust my pelvis violently at them. Guaranteed reaction. This doesn't just work while riding either. Try it out.

I'd like to see this. You must thrust violently.

I wave at everyone, though my "wave" is more a peace sign just out the side. And my gear (at least my helmet) clearly makes me look like a chick....though I guess I could pass for a man of smaller stature...who likes butterflies on his helmet. I try not to leave the ponytail out, it gets all natty.

 

[Fiery254]

When I used to ride my Ducati on the street it was all I could do to stop women throwing themselves at me. They would wave, but usually as they were leaving after making sexy wee wee with me. It was AWESOME.

 

[stevex]

I'd like to see this. You must thrust violently.

Is there any other way to thrust?

 

[Petraeus]

It's cus they are confused about not being in the kitchen

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