cops looking for 4 women who sexually assaulted a dude last night

When I bartended 20 yrs ago, a bouncer at our bar (who was in the bar but not working as it was a slower weeknight...he was just there partying)....he went home with a really nasty lady. One of our waiters heard her earlier in the night saying she was gonna get laid somehow tonight.......at the end of the night he left with her, and it was snickers all around.

Two days later he was arrested for rape.
He was finally allowed out on bail, couldn't leave the country , lost his spot on a Russian semi-pro hockey team, and had his name dragged thru the mud for over a yr.....till her roomate finally came forward. She explained that the bouncer went home with her.......woke up in the morning, realizing his poor judgement, and tried to chew his arm off (figuratively speaking). She was upset that he would screw her, but then wanted nothing to do with her, so she creied rape. She even laughed with her roomate and friends that she was gonna make the dude sorry for dogging her.
The charges were finally dropped, but not after destroying a good part of the guy's life.

Boys, be careful where you put your pecker.
 
don't stick it in crazy!
 
It's only rape if the women are ugly.

So; Let's hope they catch those ugly bishes.

Considering the 5'4"/200lbs all around, it's a pretty safe bet :D
 
So where in the city do you hide 4 200lb'ers, with matching black dresses and high heels, diving an SUV with a "wings" tattoo on her shoulder blades?

Be like stealing an elephant from the zoo and pondering your next move.
 
banging 4 chicks at the same time used to be called a good night back in the day-now it requires a police report? what is wrong with this generation? I searched this on the internet- and apparently more than one guy has banged four fat chicks at the same time- I was trying to locate them for my newly immigrated virgin friend- he has a thing for larger Canadian girls instead I got a virus
 
you got a virus searching, imagine what you would have got had you found them.

That was my thoughts but i understand his sentiment

Sent from my Phone, dont judge the grammar
 
So where in the city do you hide 4 200lb'ers, with matching black dresses and high heels, diving an SUV with a "wings" tattoo on her shoulder blades?

Be like stealing an elephant from the zoo and pondering your next move.

Try Sugar Daddy's in Mississauga on a Friday night.
 
Try Sugar Daddy's in Mississauga on a Friday night.

If you're just looking to get laid, that'll be like shooting fish in a barrell
 
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