So, to sum it up:
You walk around with your face in your phone.
You ride around with your face in your phone.
You jog with your face in your phone.
You make endless posts about a phone you don't own from your phone.
Jesus H. Christ, open your eyes to the real world once in awhile. Do you ever take a minute to see what is around you or the people that are around you? How many times a day do you bump into people or cut them off because you are glued to your phone?
From your description of your day, in my mind's eye you must be like that lawyer from Cellular (the annoying part, anyway):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=59Hx4xkMqKA