Bike jacking gone wrong NSFW
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Runner2k
Well-known member
Wow. This is in Brazil and that's how things roll there...
I've seen this happening 4 meters away from me when I was 14. I was skating with my friends and two guys in a bike cornered the other guy. The thief pulled up a chromed gun and knocked the riders helmet and he stepped out of the bike right away. There is no motorcycle insurance in Brazil. Most of the bikes are like cbr250. CB500... Very rare to see someone riding a super bike.
This happens all the time. There is no van robbery there. They either have a master key or they corner you (gun robbery) like in this video.
NOTE: the thief was asking for the "alarm". The only way to "protect" your bike there is to get a transponder system installed so that it cuts the fuel when the bike is away from the transmitter.
The big problem now is that this thief is probably going to survive and he won't go to jail...
NOTE2: That is not their goal! it is better (cheaper) for them to pick up a dead body than to get him alive. This piece of nothing will generate expenses to the tax payers and once healed he is going to make people suffer in the future. He won't be as friendly as he was... Go figure.
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Sweet justice
Roomie
Banned
Would have been slamming on the breaks and watching that idiot face plant the pavement. Then getting a few kicks in for good measure. The end result was just as good though
Still waiting for the new D to defend the poor bikejacker and offer a few thoughts on how guns should be taken away from the police
Maybe the guy on the bike hit them before you see the video and they were just trying to get him to stop so they're 199 friends could pass safely
TRANSLATION (via reddit)
I translated most of the exchange between the people in the video. It starts at 0:41.
Robber: Stop! Stop, stop, stop. Give me the alarm!
Victim: Okay, okay.
Robber: Give me the alarm, give me the alarm!
Robber: ****, hurry!
Victim: It's right here, it's right here!
Robber #2: What?
Victim: I don't have any gun on me, I'm not a cop.
Robber #2 to Robber: Let's go, let's go.
Victim: You guys can take it, take it.
Victim: Thank you police! Thank you police! Thanks a lot!
Victim: Now you're gonna rob in hell. You're not gonna take away my bike. You're not gonna take it, thank god.
Robber (whining): I got shot!
Victim (****** off): You go **** yourself! You're the one pointing gun at other people's face!
Robber: Oh, I'm gonna die.
Victim: You sure will! You should have already! Son of a *****.
Victim to other people around: ****, I'm going on my way and this ******* comes to rob me.
Victim (on the phone): Just come over here. This guy just tried to rob me and the cop shot him. Come quickly. Just don't tell dad. Come quickly!
Victim (to himself): ****ing idiot.
Robber: I'm dying!
Victim: Yeah, you're supposed to! You have to get ****ed. You're not the one that likes to rob? Getting a job is something you don't want to, right?! Do you have any idea how much I'm working to pay for this motorcycle?! You have no idea, right! And then you take it away easily!
Victim: And you're lucky that I wanted to get your buddy as well! But don't worry because he's gonna get caught.
Guy in blue t-shirt to victim: Was it red or black that one?
Victim: Red.
Victim (to some cop): Guy wasn't wearing a helmet but I noticed when I looked in the mirror they were up to no good.
Victim: Oh now you say "sir" right?! You first scare the **** out of other people and now it's all "sir". "Sir" my *** buddy! Now you're gonna get ****ed up in hell.
Vicim: How about your buddy? You see. He ran away!
Victim: You wanted to ride some Hornet, right?! (flips off) Here, now you're gonna ride a hornet in hell! (Hornet is a Honda model)
I translated most of the exchange between the people in the video. It starts at 0:41.
Robber: Stop! Stop, stop, stop. Give me the alarm!
Victim: Okay, okay.
Robber: Give me the alarm, give me the alarm!
- Robber points the gun at victims head.
Robber: ****, hurry!
Victim: It's right here, it's right here!
- Victim hands over the alarm system key.
- Other robber approaches say something inaudible.
Robber #2: What?
Victim: I don't have any gun on me, I'm not a cop.
Robber #2 to Robber: Let's go, let's go.
Victim: You guys can take it, take it.
- Cop approaches Robber and BAM! BAM! (or pew! pew!, whatever you prefer)
Victim: Thank you police! Thank you police! Thanks a lot!
Victim: Now you're gonna rob in hell. You're not gonna take away my bike. You're not gonna take it, thank god.
- Victim put's helmet on the ground.
- Inaudible exchange between victim and cop.
- Another cop in black t-shirt steps in and talks to cop hero.
- Cop gets in the car.
Robber (whining): I got shot!
Victim (****** off): You go **** yourself! You're the one pointing gun at other people's face!
Robber: Oh, I'm gonna die.
Victim: You sure will! You should have already! Son of a *****.
- Robber inaudible, apparently asks someone to get him something to drink.
Victim to other people around: ****, I'm going on my way and this ******* comes to rob me.
- Victim pick up the helmet.
Victim (on the phone): Just come over here. This guy just tried to rob me and the cop shot him. Come quickly. Just don't tell dad. Come quickly!
- Victim hangs up.
Victim (to himself): ****ing idiot.
Robber: I'm dying!
Victim: Yeah, you're supposed to! You have to get ****ed. You're not the one that likes to rob? Getting a job is something you don't want to, right?! Do you have any idea how much I'm working to pay for this motorcycle?! You have no idea, right! And then you take it away easily!
Victim: And you're lucky that I wanted to get your buddy as well! But don't worry because he's gonna get caught.
Guy in blue t-shirt to victim: Was it red or black that one?
Victim: Red.
Victim (to some cop): Guy wasn't wearing a helmet but I noticed when I looked in the mirror they were up to no good.
- Guy in blue t-**** starts patting down the robber.
- Blue t-**** guy reaches for something and hands it over to cop.
Victim: Oh now you say "sir" right?! You first scare the **** out of other people and now it's all "sir". "Sir" my *** buddy! Now you're gonna get ****ed up in hell.
Vicim: How about your buddy? You see. He ran away!
Victim: You wanted to ride some Hornet, right?! (flips off) Here, now you're gonna ride a hornet in hell! (Hornet is a Honda model)
- Victim picks up camera
I sure hope the bike's OK.
Psycho_Biker
Well-known member
That was freaking awesome! Instant justice.
Yeah, their cops don't get in trouble for shooting armed gangsta scumbags. Over here you can end up in legal hot water even if you fire a warning shot in defense of your life - even if they KNOW you didn't break the law, they'll trump up some charges to punish you through the EXPENSIVE process.
The robber pointed the gun at the cop. Got shot.
Sometimes our system doesn't work and the cops are left with their hands tied.Other times it does work.I worked with this guy who was shot 5 times by a Waterloo officer a while back.The guy is a whacko,and it looks like he will get his just reward eventually.http://fullcomment.nationalpost.com...n-did-to-serve-and-protect-become-inadequate/
Awwww poor unfortunate urban youth, just as he was trying to generate income to get his life back togetherIf more violent crime attempts ended like this, there'd be a whole lot less violent crime.
Who knows he could've become a doctor, lawyer or even the President.
lator-illa
Well-known member
dropped the bike twice gat dammit!
Who knows he could've become a doctor, lawyer or even the President.
He might have been a thief and robber but not THAT bad
What bike is that? Some kind of Honda Hornet? Looks nice. And I dig how the cops let the victim taunt the armed robber.
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