Stop now while you still have a shred of dignity. You act like there's no other 5 year old cars out there that are still performance head turners outside of your (kinda ugly IMNSHO) saloon car. The front ends look like they gave an 8 year old a vat of Play Doh and told her to go nuts.
Yeah, it will only do 2.2. But it will do 2.2 all day long. None of that stupid cool down and prep mode to do a
second launch (my car just did a 1.8!!!!.........
It has to sit in the shade and sulk till tomorrow now, though.) And it will destroy a Model S in the slalom. You know. Curves. The fun bits. Anyone can drive in a straight line, blah, blah, blah.
Aaaaaaaaaaand, here's where you start whining about someone moving the goalposts on you, muffin.