How do people fly with no covid tests available?
They go to the hospital, ******** their symptoms, and hope for a test.
Buddy's wife is a nurse and said a doctor went off on a couple on the weekend.
Couple: we're feeling sick with symptoms of COVID
Dr: what're your symptoms?
Couple: this that and the other
Dr: ok, we'll sign you up for a test, but you won't get the results for about 3-5 days
Couple: we need the results tomorrow!
Dr: why?
Couple: uh....no reason...
Dr: where you flying?
Couple: we're not flying....really...
Dr: ********, Eff you. There are people dying and getting sick and you want to jump the que for a test. Screw this. No test for you. Get out. Go find a place and pay $350 like all the other idiots that want to fly for leisure.