A Secret Prostitute...

What would you do?

  • Break it off with her, and get a hiv test.

    Votes: 40 50.6%

  • Break it off with her, and ask if you'd get a discount if to use her services in the future.

    Votes: 1 1.3%

  • Stay with her and go to relationship counselling, plus addiction therapy for her.

    Votes: 3 3.8%

  • Stay with her, become her pimp/ man and live off the avails.

    Votes: 22 27.8%

  • Make her give you a heartfelt apology, tape it, then put it on youtube for her family to hear.

    Votes: 8 10.1%

  • Stay with her. Redballs it's a recession man. Bills, food, rent need to get paid.

    Votes: 5 6.3%
  • Total voters
    79
raginduck said:
That sucks dude... just keep your head up and you'll get through it!

Oh yeah, now that the secrets out... can we just call your house?
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Of course call Direct at 647-262-9641. Ask for Juel. Incall's only she has to watch the baby while she works.
 
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rafiki911 said:
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww so dirty.
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Yep. I'd be getting myself into a police chase speeding to the clinic, lol. Then it would take a lot of effort not to slap a ho (and I'm not one to beat a woman, but that situation would be so ****ed up).
 
at least you know where the rash came from...
 
SkyRider said:
every time u get a cold sore in your mouth, it's herpes
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Yep. Something like 80% of the population of Canada has HPV as well and you don't have to bang to get it.
 
This thread is full of win, and my deepest respect for the OP to handle such a situation with dignity, and pride. Ser, I extend my offer of genuine friendship to you. May you prosper at your wench's expense, and may you break bad with minor complications. Well wishes, and good fortunes!
 
Milk it man :)
Ride the gravy train at the expense of her ass, get yourself a new bike, car etc.
Your lucky, my ex did it for free lol. At least she is smart enough to charge for it haha.
Hey I'll take her off your hands for you and put her to work. And as an added bonus you can hit it anytime no charge ;).
There all the same dude, old Italian guy explained women to me once by just saying "better the devil you know then the devil you don't".
Woman are only as faithful as there options IMO.
Your better off now, go enjoy single life, it's great.
 
it just dawned on me why your handle is REDBALLS



man I'm slow.
 
unL33T said:
Yep. Something like 80% of the population of Canada has HPV as well and you don't have to bang to get it.
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Thats depressing. I guess the next time I date a girl I have to ask for clinical results before we head to another base
 
This f'n thread is depressing. It started off funniez, now it's just fkd up! You need to GTFO bro...
 
Redballs you had it in your third paragraph, your girl that has friends that talks to " baby daddys " ?

WTF is wrong with people, get your wiener checked , if your ok, ask the doctor to slap you in the nuts just because.
 
xfactor said:
This f'n thread is depressing. It started off funniez, now it's just fkd up! You need to GTFO bro...
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This is only depressing if you think it's real. I hope to god that this isn't a real scenario that someone actually has to deal with LOL.
 
xfactor said:
This f'n thread is depressing. It started off funniez, now it's just fkd up! You need to GTFO bro...
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Forgot to mention I was on the Jeremy Kyle show also. I will post up a better video once the studio sends me my personal copy.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDBlMt5__ks&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FPIHv0Awcs4&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ZPwjt0DGvA&feature=related LMAO..."Your a dirty little liar"... I know he wanted to say whore so bad.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BiQ5ZQQaxr4&feature=related
 
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Knew a girl who did this on her bf for a year. But he stole cars for a living so....
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