Yeah that's me. I can't even. I've been avoiding this thread until I get her fixed because sads. And let me tell you how much I hate people at work asking me if I've got the bike out yet.
Chalk it up to a combo of my epic ability to procrastinate, hate for talking on the phone, getting a mechanic nearby who doesn't think electric bikes are the antichrist, and getting a tow out of underground parking. It's in the shop now and waiting on a new ignition switch; if that's the only issue I'll hopefully have her back this week.
Thoughts and prayers needed.