Italians!

What's the fastest way to get off an Italian cruise ship? Follow the Captain.

When the captain of the ill fated Costa Concordia was asked if he knew where he was going he replied "off course"


I like my women how I like my Italian Cruises. Wet, wrecked and ready to go down.


George Michael sympathises with the Captain of the stricken liner saying: "I'm often left abandoned with a badly damaged rear end and spent seamen in my bottom after a night cruisin'..."


An Italian cruise ship is much like a diet. I ****ing wish my wife would go on one.



barabommm
 
^^^^^^ u ppl are crule.
I agree with you, I'm appauled by some of the sick Jokes about the Italian Cruise ship on here, I certainly wont be sinking to that level.
 
This thread is cruising dangerously close to uncharted waters...
 
That captain is between a hard place and a rock
 
Isnt there another vessel people can be sinking all this creativity into instead of this thread.
 
Isnt there another vessel people can be sinking all this creativity into instead of this thread.

In the wake of all this, I'm sure there's vast oceans of threads, but we're fully anchored on this topic.
 
A drowning man is not troubled by rain
 
I think its time to set sail for the night
 
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