What's the fastest way to get off an Italian cruise ship? Follow the Captain.
When the captain of the ill fated Costa Concordia was asked if he knew where he was going he replied "off course"
I like my women how I like my Italian Cruises. Wet, wrecked and ready to go down.
George Michael sympathises with the Captain of the stricken liner saying: "I'm often left abandoned with a badly damaged rear end and spent seamen in my bottom after a night cruisin'..."
An Italian cruise ship is much like a diet. I ****ing wish my wife would go on one.
barabommm
When the captain of the ill fated Costa Concordia was asked if he knew where he was going he replied "off course"
I like my women how I like my Italian Cruises. Wet, wrecked and ready to go down.
George Michael sympathises with the Captain of the stricken liner saying: "I'm often left abandoned with a badly damaged rear end and spent seamen in my bottom after a night cruisin'..."
An Italian cruise ship is much like a diet. I ****ing wish my wife would go on one.
barabommm