Your Mama Is So ...

[SLaP]

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Yo mama is so nasty that she slept with TAFB and getting HPV from him was nothing compared to what she gave him!

 

[backmarkerducati]

Your mamma is so fat and stoned The Star thought she was Rob Ford in a cell phone video...

 

[RockerGuy]

Yo mamma's teeth look like an old license plate, only black & yellow

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[Dresden]

Yo mama so dumb, she thought a quarterback was a refund.

~fresh prince.

 

[Cann999]

Yo mamma is so poor when she goes to KFC she has to lick other ppls fingers.

 

[RockerGuy]

Yo mamma's so dumb she thought 1+1=11

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[LiNK666]

Yo mamma's so fat when she went to Tokyo everyone said its GODZILA!

Yo Momma so fat she tripped over Wal-Mart and landed on Target

 

[AL3RT]

Your mama is so ugly, when she walks into a shopping mall they turn off CCTV cameras.

 

[inreb]

Your Mama's so high she duck hunts with a shovel.

 

[Roomie]

[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Yo momma so fat when she turns around everyone says welcome back [/FONT]

 

[WoBblyCaT]

Yo momma so fat you need to bring your passport to walk around her

 

[GDM]

Yo momma is so fat she has her own postal code.

 

[killerkeith]

You momma's so ugly, when you were born the Doctor slapped her!

 

[SLaP]

Yo mama is so stupid.....











.....that she locked her keys inside a motorcycle.

 

[Roomie]

Yo mama's so stupid, when I told her to squeal like a pig, she said "Moo!"

 

[boooya]

Your mamma.....




That is all.....

 

[RockerGuy]

Yo mama's so dumb she locked herself inside a bathroom

 

[SLaP]

Yo mama's pussy so nasty, they make you eat it during "Fear Factor"

 

[RockerGuy]

Yo mama's pussy so nasty, they make you eat it during "Fear Factor"

You're nasty

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[AL3RT]

Yo mama's pussy so nasty, they make you eat it during "Fear Factor"

Oh, slap!!

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