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Your favourite biker quote/saying!

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Share your cool, funny, favourite biker quote :p

I'll start off with mine of course

"Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window."
 
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"I poosh very hard"
"I try to poosh the bike"
"I try to poosh"
- rossi

thank you fastest
 
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"Keep it shiney side up"
"Keep it rubber side down"
"4 wheels move the body, 2 wheels move the soul"
 
Happiness isnt around the corner, happiness IS the corner
 
If you refuse to learn how to ride well then you'd better learn how to crash well
 
Chicken strips! Yum!
 
"I need to see your license and ownership" - I hear that one too often.
 
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Another one i like.

A biker starts life with a full bucket of luck and an empty bucket of experience. The trick is to fill the bucket of experience before your bucket of luck is empty.
 
"My motorcycle isn't all your mom rode"


"Unlike baseball, football, basketball and golf, racing a motorcycle requires 2 balls!"
 
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"Your headlights out"

Oh, wait this isn't what a biker would say.

Umm...

"Ride like you stole it"
 
I live my life a quarter mile at a time....



oh wait. ****... what was this thread about again?
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