Wife Training

crankcall said:
as always you folks are correct, I texted her and shes 123 today, shes pretty thin and is in the fashion business, did model but is too tall for the industry.
She wanted to know why I needed to know, I mentioned she's up for discussion on the interweb....... apparently we'll talk later...... :)
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LOL. Sounds like you're going to have a lot to answer for. Maybe you can get permission to post some pics. :p
 
klr_guy said:
Very well said - here's to 25 more.
Cheers
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Thanks, bud.

I just tryed on my High School Track and Field Jacket. (1979). Got it on, all done up. Not too bad for over 30 years later. (it was tight mind you!).

BTW my mom also used to say: "love me for who I am".
(Wise old lady).
 
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crankcall said:
as always you folks are correct, I texted her and shes 123 today, shes pretty thin and is in the fashion business, did model but is too tall for the industry.
She wanted to know why I needed to know, I mentioned she's up for discussion on the interweb....... apparently we'll talk later...... :)
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That sounds a bit more realistic. Just tell her that you mentioned her being 105 lbs and a bunch of strangers on the interweb were "concerned for her health". ;) Although the updated stats were a step in the right direction some pics, preferably with minimal clothing, would really put our worried minds at ease.
 
If you really want to learn how to train women, get a cat. Cats are actually very small women in cheap fur coats. Once you come to terms with that, you can get on with your life.
 
Gummiente said:
If you really want to learn how to train women, get a cat. Cats are actually very small women in cheap fur coats. Once you come to terms with that, you can get on with your life.
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Its weird u say that cuz I always used to say men are like dogs and women like cats
 
killerkeith said:
I've never see a dog try and f*ck a cat before. Video link?
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Would you settle for a rabbit?

[video=youtube;sL8JJFs8EOk]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sL8JJFs8EOk[/video]
 
fastar1 said:
In quantum mechanics parlance, men are like particles and women are like waves.
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So instead of trying to simplify the topic you have successfully complicated it

killerkeith said:
I've never see a dog try and f*ck a cat before. Video link?
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I'm sure I can find one. Do humps anything, even yo legs
 
RockerGuy said:
So instead of trying to simplify the topic you have successfully complicated it
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You're right, sorry.

Men are like frozen dinners and women are like microwaves. We gotta stick it inside and turn 'em on to get dinner out of 'em.
 
fastar1 said:
you're right, sorry.

Men are like frozen dinners and women are like microwaves. We gotta stick it inside and turn 'em on to get dinner out of 'em.
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lol!
 
fastar1 said:
You're right, sorry.

Men are like frozen dinners and women are like microwaves. We gotta stick it inside and turn 'em on to get dinner out of 'em.
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Looking for the reaction on the women on this forum
 
RockerGuy said:
Its weird u say that cuz I always used to say men are like dogs and women like cats
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There's a book that came out a few years back which pretty much explains the differences between men and women in detail. I think it's titled "Men Are From Mars, Women Wish They Had A Penis", or something like that.
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