It's the kind of bike you can only dream of.
The kind that gets you ALL the women.
Men will be jealous.
Dogs will not chase it, and yet cats will crawl up in a ball and fall asleep on the seat.
Small children will run in fear. Old ladies will remember their sorted pasts. Hookers will sit on your lap for free.
Bears will take it as a mate.
It is everything, yet nothing. It will make you feel like a man, yet bring out your feminine side.
You will be the smartest man in the world, and also the richest.
This bike comes with a ready made personality, that all the neighbors will talk about.
The neighbors wives will all want to go for a ride with you.
Your children will speak prouder.
School bullies will stop picking on your kids.
It is everything!!!!