Fuzzbuster
Well-known member

Is a KLR for:
1. Not getting tickets
2. Making your other bikes feel faster
3. Making you feel like you have short legs
4. For old people
5. Impressing farmers or cattle
6. Being the slowest vehicle on the road
7. Conserving gas
8. Saving money on spark plugs
9. Imitating a donkey
10. Getting the exact same insurance quote from mutiple companies within 10 bucks!