what can you do ?

I can...

Wiggle my ears, individually or at the same time
Turn off my sense of touch so nobody can tickle me
Move both eyebrows at the same time or individually (not everyone can)
Flutter a muscle in my inner ears and it sounds like a helicopter in there
Pick up small objects with my toes and use a pen to write my name (albeit looks like a 4 year old did it)
Flair my nostrils like a bull
Chug 2 beers at once
Open one beer with another (a skill I learned while in New Zealand, those Kiwi can drink like fish I tell ya)
 
I can make farting sounds by squeezing my hands together. It's a hit at parties.
 
I can do a muff dive with my hands behind my back

hands are essential to any good muff dive. booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo !!!!
use your hands!!!! lol


I can walk,talk and chew gum all at the same time. :)
 
hands are essential to any good muff dive. booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo !!!!
use your hands!!!! lol


I can walk,talk and chew gum all at the same time. :)

Oh pumpkin...I guess my tongue's just better than yours...and ps...that would be fingering and a muff dive...I never mentioned my multi tasking talents.
 
Didn't think you had female bits for me to prove it on...guess I was right about the bike being the bigger beast between your legs =)

lol. you know what i meant.

but cudos on the ability to multi task though. only lady bits? or man bits too? :)
 
I can...

Wiggle my ears, individually or at the same time
Turn off my sense of touch so nobody can tickle me
Move both eyebrows at the same time or individually (not everyone can)
Flutter a muscle in my inner ears and it sounds like a helicopter in there
Pick up small objects with my toes and use a pen to write my name (albeit looks like a 4 year old did it)
Flair my nostrils like a bull
Chug 2 beers at once
Open one beer with another (a skill I learned while in New Zealand, those Kiwi can drink like fish I tell ya)

you my friend......are a superhero!!!

you can turn off your sense of touch???? WTF!!!! gangster!!!
 
I can read a post and tell if yetti wrote it, even if it's not written in the third person.
 

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