Things you don't say when pulled over

[TwistedKestrel]

Forum Sponsor

Yes, I know exactly how ****ing fast I was going

 

[Roomie]

Sometimes it's best to say nothing. I got stopped "randomly" last summer on the bike. Cop "you been drinkin tonight son?" I just looked at him like he was plainly stupid. He said "I didn't think so. Sorry to bother you have a good night" I just shook my head and left. Cops around here don't like sport bikes

 

[jeffjones]

Sometimes it's best to say nothing. I got stopped "randomly" last summer on the bike. Cop "you been drinkin tonight son?" I just looked at him like he was plainly stupid. He said "I didn't think so. Sorry to bother you have a good night" I just shook my head and left. Cops around here don't like sport bikes

I rolled up to a RIDE program last year on my sportsbike and the cop waved me through and said "If your stupid enough to drink on that thing you deserve the consequeneces, go ahead"

 

[FiReSTaRT]

I rolled up to a RIDE program last year on my sportsbike and the cop waved me through and said "If your stupid enough to drink on that thing you deserve the consequeneces, go ahead"

Lol I like his style.. We need more like that

 

[WoBblyCaT]

Don't worry, I got the speedo on my Go Pro video!

 

[RockerGuy]

Hold my beer, officer

 

[oilycreek]

If they ask do you know how fast you were going, reply, not fast enough, you caught up to me

Sent from my LG-D803 using Tapatalk

 

[oilycreek]

Do you know why I pulled you over, "you're out of duct tape and chloroform, and want to borrow mine"

Sent from my LG-D803 using Tapatalk

 

[RockerGuy]

If they ask do you know how fast you were going, reply, not fast enough, you caught up to me

Sent from my LG-D803 using Tapatalk

Paul let you out of the cage? Lol

Sent from my tablet using my paws

 

[oilycreek]

Paul let you out of the cage? Lol

Sent from my tablet using my paws

Lmao

Sent from my LG-D803 using Tapatalk

 

[casacrow]

Do you know why I pulled you over?
Depends how long you were following me.

Dude that is word for word how the conversation started when I got stopped one night.

 

[Sativa Quemador]

hold up a stuffed bear, and ask him to point to the spot
where his dad touched him.

 

[Macs]

"Do you know why I pulled you over?"
"I'm not really sure why I stopped..." - that was a bad one

*phone rings while the cop is outside your car*
"Hold on, it's your wife/girlfriend/daughter"

 

[shahfaisal]

hold up a stuffed bear, and ask him to point to the spot
where his dad touched him.

Lmao... can't imagine how that would end

Sent from my SM-N900W8 using Tapatalk

 

[Roomie]

"Do you know why I pulled you over?"
"I'm not really sure why I stopped..." - that was a bad one

I'd pay to see that one lol

 

[Ugur Dinch]

'"Have you had anything to drink tonight sir"

 

[nakkers]

You want to see my license? Sure, it's on the back man!!!!!!!

My name? It's RRRrrrrraaaaaalllllllffffffffffffffFFFFFFFFFF!!!!!!

FF to the 3 minute mark but the full clip brings back the grins.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4CUxCpcayKo

Forum Sponsor